Party invitation!?!
Question: Party invitation!!?
Tom had been a Realtor for 25 years!.
Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible!.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month!.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet!.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door!.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there!.
''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road!. Having a
Christmas party Friday night!. Thought you might like to come!. About
5:00!."
"Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some
local folks!. Thank you!."
As Lars is leaving, he stops!. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'!."
"Not a problem," says Tom!. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em!."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops!. "More 'n' likely gonna be
some fightin' too!."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!. I'll be there!. Thanks
again!."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea!. "I've
been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there!. By the way,
what should I wear!?"
"Don't much matter!. Just gonna be the two of us!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible!.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month!.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet!.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door!.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there!.
''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road!. Having a
Christmas party Friday night!. Thought you might like to come!. About
5:00!."
"Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some
local folks!. Thank you!."
As Lars is leaving, he stops!. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'!."
"Not a problem," says Tom!. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em!."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops!. "More 'n' likely gonna be
some fightin' too!."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!. I'll be there!. Thanks
again!."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea!. "I've
been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there!. By the way,
what should I wear!?"
"Don't much matter!. Just gonna be the two of us!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha!!! after hering that, im sure that Tom will not go for the party!. on the other hand, he may not be at home even lest the bearded man may come looking for Tom at his home!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahah!! that tall ball beardy man is -------------!?!?
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