Google messes with CHUCK NORRIS!!!!?!


Question: Google messes with CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!?
Go to google and type in search for Chuck Norris then click I'm Feeling Lucky!. Tell me what you think!. Or if you have any good Norris jokes!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
ive got some good ones:

OH THATS FUNNY

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

* There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.

*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.

* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.

* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.

* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building!.
Siegfried: No there's not!.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes!?
Siegfried: No!.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun!?

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip!.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!? !.!.!.All of it!.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet!. Water gets Chuck Norris!.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged!. He holds up the phone and money falls out!.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.

A picture is worth a thousand words!. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words!.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much!. Chuck Norris throws down!

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results!. It just doesn't happen!.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***!.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol!.

when chuck norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for michael jackson, and is disappointed when he doesnt find him!.

chuck norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days!.

chuck norris's most deadly art is face painting!.

chuck norris has 2 speeds: hard and harder!. he uses these when making love to other men!.

chuck norris's blood can cure cancer!. too bad he has AIDS!.

chuck norris once became popular for no reason at all!.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table!. He only recognizes the element of surprise

these r my favorites:

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around!.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego!.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer!. You will score over 8000!.

Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!. Except Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!.

Chuck Norris wants milky-minutes!.

Chuck Norris and Mr!. T walked into a bar!. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building!.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris!. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage!.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes!.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma!.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany!.


Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills!. They made him blink!.

these i made up:

Chuck Norris was the original "He-who-must-not-be-named"

Chuck Norris killed Snape!.

The only one Voldemort fears is Dumbledore!. The only one Dumbledore fears is Chuck Norris!. The only one older than Dumbledore is John McCain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, I've done that before, it's HILARIOUS!!!

My faves:

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him

Chuck Norris can swallow a rubix cube and poop it out solved

Classic:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waitsWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
chuck norris doesnt read books, he stares the information out of them
chuck norris doesnt turn on the light, he turns off the darkness!.
:D lol i <3 chuck norrisWww@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=l8k3uGzgZ!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

after a night of partying, chuck norris doesn't throw up!.!.!.!.!.!.chuck norris throws down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

CAREFUL!

CHUCK NORRIS and "I'm Feeling Lucky" should not be used in the same sentence!

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