Humpty dumpty fell...............or did he? what really happen that summer day?!
Question: Humpty dumpty fell!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.or did he!? what really happen that summer day!?
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By Miss Scarlet, in the Conservatory, with the candlestick! Miss Scarlet is actually Jack Be-Nimble's MOTHER! [You know!. “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!. Jack jump over the candlestick!.“] She was married to the King! [She's a gold-digger] She was so angry because the king paid Humpty so well and had been neglecting her and not buying things for her!. See Humpty was the army's secret weapon!. the king would just say "RELEASE THE FAT MAN!" and they would roll him towards the enemy and knock them down So when the moment was right, she stole her son's prized candlestick and came up from behind him and WHAM knocked him down off the courtyard wall, then she gave whiskey to the kings men and beer to their horses so they would miss clues and not be able to put him together! When one of the king's men started to suspect her, she seduced the king into beheading the man!. It is said you can still hear his screams at night!. "SHE IS THE MURDERER! MURDERER! THE EGG WILL BE AVENGED!" Since Miss Scarlet inherited the castle when the king "died of unknown causes" she opened it to the public, but renamed the courtyard "Conservatory" to further cover the murder!. Since she opened the castle as a museum to the public it has become famous!. The murder was made into a board game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no he didnt!.!.!.he fell over!.!.!.!.but landed on his feet and ran away!.!.!.!.the one who was actually broken on the ground was his twin brother!.!.!.!.which he murdered because he's evil!. He's now a mass murderer!.!.!.!.but nobody knows because they think he's dead!.!.!.!.
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well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.nevermind everyone knows now that i just exposed himWww@Enter-QA@Com
he didn't really fall!. the invisible man pushed him and he landed in an ocean!. he swam to the invisible mans house to get revenge but couldn't find him anywhereWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you would be sitting on a thin wall, wouldn't you lose your balance and fall!. The same situation occurred with Humpty Dumpty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think he was pushed, to give all the Kings horses and all the Kings men something to do that day!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He did fall!. Into a giant skillet!. He was a yummy sunny side up for the people of his town!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He put up a cardboard poster of himself while he could go and screw with the king!.Www@Enter-QA@Com