A man dies and goes to heaven...?!
Question: A man dies and goes to heaven!.!.!.!?
St!. Peter notices that the man is looking around for somebody, so goes and asks if he can help!.
"Well I'm looking for my wife!. She died about 3 years ago"
"Well if you give me her surname, maybe I'll be able to find her!?" Asks St!. P!.
"Smith" came the reply!.
"Oh dear their are a lot of Smiths in heaven!." Said St!. P "What was the very last thing she said before she died!?"
"She said, 'If you sleep with another woman I'll turn in my grave!." Replied the man
"Oh you mean Spinning Smith!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well I'm looking for my wife!. She died about 3 years ago"
"Well if you give me her surname, maybe I'll be able to find her!?" Asks St!. P!.
"Smith" came the reply!.
"Oh dear their are a lot of Smiths in heaven!." Said St!. P "What was the very last thing she said before she died!?"
"She said, 'If you sleep with another woman I'll turn in my grave!." Replied the man
"Oh you mean Spinning Smith!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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There was a blonde who bought a puzzle to solve!. She spread out the peices but had a little trouble putting the puzzle together so she called her boyfriend for help!.
He answered, "Hello!?"!.
She replied, "Hey baby I'm doing this puzzle but I really can't figure it out, it's so hard!"
"Well just look at the picture on the box and work with it by that!."
"I did! It's a tiger on the box but I need some help!. I've been doing this all day"
"Okay I'll be over"
10 minutes later the boyfriend arrives!.
"So can you help me put this together!?"
He replies with, "Okay, sweetheart!. Let's calm down, have a cup of tea, a little talk, and lets put the frosted flakes back in the box!."
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There was a blonde who bought a puzzle to solve!. She spread out the peices but had a little trouble putting the puzzle together so she called her boyfriend for help!.
He answered, "Hello!?"!.
She replied, "Hey baby I'm doing this puzzle but I really can't figure it out, it's so hard!"
"Well just look at the picture on the box and work with it by that!."
"I did! It's a tiger on the box but I need some help!. I've been doing this all day"
"Okay I'll be over"
10 minutes later the boyfriend arrives!.
"So can you help me put this together!?"
He replies with, "Okay, sweetheart!. Let's calm down, have a cup of tea, a little talk, and lets put the frosted flakes back in the box!."
If you want more jokes!.Log on to these websites:-
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://www!.funny!.com
www!.jokes2go!.com
www!.ahajokes!.com
www!.101funjokes!.com
www!.funnyjoke!.net
www!.funny-games!.biz/jokes
www!.funnyhub!.com/jokes
www!.jokesunlimited!.com
If you want to search more jokes websites,just search on YAHOO!
Thank You
Good ByeWww@Enter-QA@Com