Blonde jokes anyone???????????!
Question: Blonde jokes anyone!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
i am searching for a really good blonde joke , riddle , ect!. if you have a good one plzzzzzzzz post itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror!.
If you told a lie it would suck you in!.
One day a brunette walked into this bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think!.!.!.' and it sucked her in
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If you told a lie it would suck you in!.
One day a brunette walked into this bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think!.!.!.' and it sucked her in
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ok so i got this of an e-mail but it isnt really a joke or riddle its just some lines that a blonde would probably do!.
she called me to get my phone number!.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate!.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test!.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
she called me to get my phone number!.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate!.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test!.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke2
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"
joke 3
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop!?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."
joke4
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out!. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck!. Even the phones are out!.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together!."
joke5
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird!.!."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke2
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"
joke 3
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop!?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."
joke4
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out!. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck!. Even the phones are out!.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together!."
joke5
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird!.!."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, there were three friends stuck on an island!. here was a blond a brunette and a red head!. Then a genie magicly appeared and said, "You can each have one wish!."
The brunette wished she was an eagle so she could fly away!.
The red head wished she was a dove and flew away!.
But then the blonde said, "I wish my friends were here!"
So they were all stuck on the island forever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The brunette wished she was an eagle so she could fly away!.
The red head wished she was a dove and flew away!.
But then the blonde said, "I wish my friends were here!"
So they were all stuck on the island forever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde going past the speed limit, she got pulled over and when the officer walked up to her car she was crying!. He asked her why she was crying and she said " I don't want to give you my drivers license because I got an F in sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde, redhead, brunette on an island
100m to next island
redhead swims 10m, gives up swims back
brunette swims 20m, gives up swims back
blonde swims 50m, gives up swims backWww@Enter-QA@Com
100m to next island
redhead swims 10m, gives up swims back
brunette swims 20m, gives up swims back
blonde swims 50m, gives up swims backWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 blondes have been found frozen to death outside a theatre!. they had been queing up for 3 weeks to see "closed for the winter"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head!. They're construction workers and they're working on this really, tall, big building; the biggest anyone's ever seen! After toiling for about 4 hours, they finally are able to take their lunch break!. The brunette opens her lunchbox and says, "Oh no! Tuna again!? If my husband packs me anothere damn tuna sandwich, I'll jump off this building (and die!.) Then, the redhead opens her lunchbox and sees spaghetti!. "If my husband packs spaghetti one more time, I'll jump off this building with you!" she says confidently!. Lastly, the blonde opens her lunchbox, and sees a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!. "If I ever get peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'll die with you girls," she says triumphantly!. The next day, the brunette opens her lunchbox to find a tuna sandwich, the redhead finds spaghetti, and the blonde finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!. After their funerals, the husbands of the blonde, brunette, and redhead sit together for lunch to discuss about their now passed away wives!. Tears flooding from his cheeks, the husband of the brunette says, "If I knew she was going to do that, I would never even buy tuna anymore!." The redhead's husband, looking like he hadn't slept for days, said, "Me too!. I loved her so much!. I would never even look at spaghetti if I knew this was to happen!." Looking at the husband of the blonde, the two men in mourning are shocked and appauled to see the husband of the blonde to be quite calm and serene, no look of mourning really whatsoever!. The brunnette husband asks as to why he is so calm, and the husband of the blonde replies with annoyance, "Every day she packed her own lunch!." Hope you liked it even though it was long, lol! :)
Another one is that there is a whole convention of blondes to see if blondes can be proven to be really smart and can disprove everyone of their lack of intelligence!. Out of all the thousands of blondes at the convention, one blonde was chosen to stand in front of all of the blondes on stage and answer a question in hopes she would answer it correctly and change the way people looked at their hair color!. So the man asks the blonde volunteer, "What is 1+1!? The blonde girl thinks for a while, and finally replies, "7!." The whole blonde audience shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the man once again asks her another question!. If she is to get this wrong, it will prove to the whole universe blondes are not smart supposedly!. With a deep heavy sigh, he asks, "What is 2+2" She thinks for almost half an hour, and finally she says, "4!." Without a moment's hesitation, the blonde audience shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Shorter blonde jokes I liked are:
It took the blonde hours to make minute rice!.
The blonde was excited she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because on the box it said two to four years!.
The Blonde text messaged all her friends asking what "idk" meant!. They all replied and said, "I don't know!." The blonde was confused why all her friends didn't know what it stood for!.
I also like this one!.!.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?
Scroll Down!. --->
<----- Scroll Up!.
Last one!.!.!.
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope!. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths!. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself!. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping!.
Please pick me as best answer! Pretty please!? No!? Yes!? Maybe!? If you also go and google "blonde jokes," there's like a billion!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another one is that there is a whole convention of blondes to see if blondes can be proven to be really smart and can disprove everyone of their lack of intelligence!. Out of all the thousands of blondes at the convention, one blonde was chosen to stand in front of all of the blondes on stage and answer a question in hopes she would answer it correctly and change the way people looked at their hair color!. So the man asks the blonde volunteer, "What is 1+1!? The blonde girl thinks for a while, and finally replies, "7!." The whole blonde audience shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the man once again asks her another question!. If she is to get this wrong, it will prove to the whole universe blondes are not smart supposedly!. With a deep heavy sigh, he asks, "What is 2+2" She thinks for almost half an hour, and finally she says, "4!." Without a moment's hesitation, the blonde audience shouts, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Shorter blonde jokes I liked are:
It took the blonde hours to make minute rice!.
The blonde was excited she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because on the box it said two to four years!.
The Blonde text messaged all her friends asking what "idk" meant!. They all replied and said, "I don't know!." The blonde was confused why all her friends didn't know what it stood for!.
I also like this one!.!.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?
Scroll Down!. --->
<----- Scroll Up!.
Last one!.!.!.
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope!. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths!. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself!. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping!.
Please pick me as best answer! Pretty please!? No!? Yes!? Maybe!? If you also go and google "blonde jokes," there's like a billion!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have one!.To me it is totally funny!.
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up!.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing!. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder!."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down!. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away!.
Junior shook his head and laughed!. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
If you want more jokes!.Log on to these websites:-
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://www!.funny!.com
www!.jokes2go!.com
www!.ahajokes!.com
www!.101funjokes!.com
www!.funnyjoke!.net
www!.funny-games!.biz/jokes
www!.funnyhub!.com/jokes
www!.jokesunlimited!.com
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Thank You
Good ByeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up!.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing!. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder!."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down!. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away!.
Junior shook his head and laughed!. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
If you want more jokes!.Log on to these websites:-
http://www!.comedycentral!.com/jokes/index!.!.!.
http://www!.funny!.com
www!.jokes2go!.com
www!.ahajokes!.com
www!.101funjokes!.com
www!.funnyjoke!.net
www!.funny-games!.biz/jokes
www!.funnyhub!.com/jokes
www!.jokesunlimited!.com
If you want to search more jokes websites,just search on YAHOO!
Thank You
Good ByeWww@Enter-QA@Com