Is this the secret of a happy marriage?!
Question: Is this the secret of a happy marriage!?
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary!. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town!. "What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage!.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man!. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse!. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled!. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'!."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again!. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice!.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time!. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was shouting; she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'!.
And we lived happily ever after!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man!. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse!. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled!. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'!."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again!. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice!.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time!. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was shouting; she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'!.
And we lived happily ever after!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yep!she broke him in propper :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL , GO WIFE =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!!! I get it!. So if he crosses his wife for three, he thinks that he'll be shot dead!.
The wife has a short temper, like!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The wife has a short temper, like!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ~~~~~!!!!!!
sure that did the trick secret to be share to every couple~~~~!!!!that's once~~!!!!long live the couple~~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure that did the trick secret to be share to every couple~~~~!!!!that's once~~!!!!long live the couple~~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how come it didnt work for me
lol lmao ha ha ha ha
i love it
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lol lmao ha ha ha ha
i love it
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scaryWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
maybe it isWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybe it isWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
you never had credit cards years agoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a classic !Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg I love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dnt gedditWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!!!!!.!.!.!.!. but seriously, i do not think that is the answerWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.
I need to get me one of those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I need to get me one of those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A hilarious one!.
Here is one for you:
An elderly man lay dying in his bed!.
In death`s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs!.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed!. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands!. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen!.
Were it not for death`s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies!.
Was it heaven!? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man!?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture!. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life!.
The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife!.
“Stay out of those,” she said, “they`re for the funeral!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is one for you:
An elderly man lay dying in his bed!.
In death`s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs!.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed!. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands!. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen!.
Were it not for death`s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies!.
Was it heaven!? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man!?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture!. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life!.
The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife!.
“Stay out of those,” she said, “they`re for the funeral!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com