A Joke Called "The Letters"?!
Question: A Joke Called "The Letters"!?
My Dear Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy!. I am very happy
with you and I value you as a good wife!. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel!. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight!.'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old!. I would like to take this opportunity
to remind you that you are also 54 years old!. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college!. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach!. He is young, virile, and
like your secretary, is 18 years old!. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy!. I am very happy
with you and I value you as a good wife!. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel!. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight!.'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old!. I would like to take this opportunity
to remind you that you are also 54 years old!. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college!. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach!. He is young, virile, and
like your secretary, is 18 years old!. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thank you - thank you - thank you!!! Today was a day I really needed something to smile about and you gave it to me!. Of course, it helps that I'm a 57-year old female and truly get this joke!. Once again - thanx a million!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahha!!! oh Gosh!!!this is it!.!.busted!!!
I guess the wife will enjoy her time out more than the husband!!!Hehehehehe!.!.good one
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess the wife will enjoy her time out more than the husband!!!Hehehehehe!.!.good one
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahha
this joke was very funny
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
this joke was very funny
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aint it the truth!!!!! a star!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As a math person, and woman I LOVE it! Brilliant!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
love it , i think we all can relate!. its cute that they been married so long that they can be open but yet still have to read between the line!. excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL verry good !.worth more than a star !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.
funny!.!.!.
have a Van Gogh (starry starry night)
ahh no one gets that joke!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.
have a Van Gogh (starry starry night)
ahh no one gets that joke!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com