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Question: Rate my joke!?
ok so there's a man and a dog they go into a bar!.

the man says to the bartender i bet u $100 that this dog can talk

so the bartender says sure thinking it's an easy $100

so the man says to the dog what goes on top of a house and the dogs says roof

the bartender says no way that's a rip off

so man says ok double or nothing then he asks the dog who is greatest baseball player ever

and the dog says ruth

so the bartender furious throws then out

then the dog looks at the man and says DiMaggio!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Haha!. I read the "joke a day" on comedy central's website every day, and I have to say your joke was funnier than about 3/4 of their jokes!. Did you really make it up yourself!? Good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's okay!.!. But there are alot funnier ones out there!.

This guy comes into a bar!.!.!. walks to the bartender and says!.!.!.” Bartender, I got a bet for you!. I'll bet you $300 that I can piss!.!.!. into that glass over there!.!.!. and not spill a drop!." The bartender looks at the glass!. It's like 10 feet away!. He says!.!.!.”You're telling me you'll bet me $300!.!.!. that you can piss, standing here!.!.!. into that glass, and not spill a single drop!?" Customer looks up and says: "That's right!." Bartender says, "You've got a bet!." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go!." Pulls out his thing!. He's thinking about the glass!. He's thinking about the glass!. Thinking about his d*ck!. D*ck, glass, d*ck, glass, d*ck, glass, d*ck, glass!. Then he lets it rip!. He pisses all over the place!. He pisses on the bar!. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone!. On the bartender! He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the f***ing glass! Bartender's laughing!. He's $300 richer!. He's like!.!.!. piss dripping off his face!. He says, "You f***ing idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300!.!.!. puta!." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one little second!." Goes in the back of the bar!. There's a couple of guys playing pool!. He walks over to them!. Comes back to the bar!. Goes, "Here you go!. $300!." The bartender's like!.!.!.”Why are you so happy!? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "See those guys over there!? I just bet them $500 APIECE!.!.!. that I could piss on your bar!.!.!. your floor, your phone, and piss on you!.!.!. and not only would you not be mad about it!.!.!. you'd be happy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

6/10

If you change it to a more familier baseball player it would be a 9/10 for me so people can relate moreee!.

But, I liked it!. ^_^
Made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1/10 very sadWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's alright, but eerily similar to a joke my ten year old made up the other day!. I'm not trying to put you down, I'm actually serious!. Very strange!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

8/10 cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com

1

only because i've heard that before, and you claimed it as your own!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was pretty funny actuallyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.!.!.okay, it wasn't that good, but it was a good!.!.!.chuckle!. 6/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

7/10 starsWww@Enter-QA@Com

4-10Www@Enter-QA@Com

5/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

3/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

4/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

4/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

5/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

ive heard things uber simalar!. 2/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you come up with that on your own!? If so that's pretty clever!. If not, don't use it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

8/10 that was pretty funnny!! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

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wat!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.!.well its not bad!.!.!.7/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

jajaja thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

kool joke i like to read that joke anytime ur score is prefect!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was lame
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i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

dont get it but ill give it a 6Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeh, 3 out of 10!.!.!. on a good day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, 10/10, so funny I gave you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was so not funny, I want my 30 seconds back!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't get it eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com



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