I have to tell a story about this guy whose bathroom ceiling started leaking and!


Question: I have to tell a story about this guy whose bathroom ceiling started leaking and pee was dripping down on to h
is bathroom floor!.

can someone make up a funny story for me my friends and i are making weird funny stories up and the person who makes up the funniest one will get $5 from each of usWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
There was once a guy named Bob who lived on the second floor of an apartment!. He pees a lot and has to flush the toilet over 80 times a day!. One day, the toilet mysteriously broke in half and Bob's bathroom floor started flooding while Bob was at work!.
Sam, who lived below Bob, went to the bathroom and felt someone dripping on his head!. He looked up, saw a tiny crack in the ceiling and felt stinky water dripping onto his face!. He screamed and fainted!.
Yeah it's lame:PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Once upon a time, a singer with a hoarse throat was trying to find his voice in the bathroom while taking a leak!. As he opened his mouth to try to hit a high note something wet and salty dripped into his open mouth!. Upon looking up, the singer noted a large, yellow spot on the ceiling !., upon further investigation he came to find out that the neighbor upstairs toilet had over flown!. He stormed upstairs to give his neighbor a piece of his mind, when he got to their door, knocked, and they answered!. "thank you he said (smart a** like) your piss dripping down landed into my hoarse throat, what do you have to say for your self!. Well his neighbor replied you don't sound hoarse to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Teacher: what is your fathers age!?

Student: as same as my age

Teacher: How ***!?!

Student: He become as father after my birth onlyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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