As requested! More Blonde jokes....!?!
Question: As requested! More Blonde jokes!.!.!.!.!!?
U may have heard them, u may not have, but u gotta admit blonde jokes make u laugh!!!!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair to become a brunette!.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country!.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheepWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair to become a brunette!.When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country!.After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheepWww@Enter-QA@Com
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i heard all those 3 joke but i still laugh on those~~~!!!!!
i loved blonde joke they r really funny~~~!!!!!!!!!!
here i like to share few
joke1
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke2
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"
joke 3
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop!?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i loved blonde joke they r really funny~~~!!!!!!!!!!
here i like to share few
joke1
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones!. The stylist said, “You need to remove your headphones or I can’t cut your hair!.”
The blonde replied, “No!. I can’t! I’ll just die without them!”
So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde’s hair until she fell asleep!. The stylist thought to herself, “I’ll just take these off her to cut the rest of her hair!. She won’t even notice!.” So the stylist did it!.
A few minutes later the blonde fell out of the chair dead!
Surprised, the stylist said, “I wonder what could have possibly killed her!? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones after all!.”
So the stylist took the blonde’s headphones and put them on her own head to see what was playing!. On the headphones a voice repeated, “Breathe in, breathe out!.”
joke2
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen!.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…!. I have windows!"
joke 3
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop!?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha the first one is good but how about this one
i knew a blonde who
slept with a ruler by her side to see how long she slept
tried to drown a fish
called me to get my number
tripped over a cordless foneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i knew a blonde who
slept with a ruler by her side to see how long she slept
tried to drown a fish
called me to get my number
tripped over a cordless foneWww@Enter-QA@Com
They're all good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good job I liked thoseWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.!.the last one is the funniest!.!.!.yes oc i admit blonde jokes never fail to make me rofl!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com