Chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.?!


Question: Chuck norris does not sleep!. he waits!.!?
know any chuck norris jokes!? if you do, share em, if not, just answer "no" and take the 2 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz!. steaks in one hour!. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!. Forever!.


Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks!.

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toiletWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris makes onions cry!.


Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own bare hands!.


Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't know if there are any Chuck Norris jokes !.!.!. seems like he is pretty much his own punchline anyway!Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris has never paid taxes, he just sends a picture of him creeping ready to attack!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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