Eve's side of the story?!
Question: Eve's side of the story!?
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve!.
'So, how is everything going!?' enquired God!.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied!. 'The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem!. It is these breasts you have given me!.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes!. They are a real pain,' reported Eve!.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she felt that
having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically
balanced,' as she put it!.
'That is a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at
this, you know!. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right!. I will fix
it up right away!.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast
and tossed it into the bushes!.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden!.
'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation!?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight on your part!.
You see, all the animals are paired off!. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull!. All the animals have a mate except me!. I feel so
alone!.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'you know, Eve, you are right!.
How could I have overlooked this!? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you!. Now let's
see!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.where did I put that useless tit!?
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib version!?
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve!.
'So, how is everything going!?' enquired God!.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied!. 'The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem!. It is these breasts you have given me!.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes!. They are a real pain,' reported Eve!.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she felt that
having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically
balanced,' as she put it!.
'That is a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at
this, you know!. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right!. I will fix
it up right away!.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast
and tossed it into the bushes!.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden!.
'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation!?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight on your part!.
You see, all the animals are paired off!. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull!. All the animals have a mate except me!. I feel so
alone!.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'you know, Eve, you are right!.
How could I have overlooked this!? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you!. Now let's
see!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.where did I put that useless tit!?
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib version!?
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Answers:
It was stupid and not funny!. And anyone who thought it was funny is stupid!.!.!. and not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funny!.!.!.!.
have a star zobitooar!Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a star zobitooar!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well not really women don't have three boobs!.!.!.!.but then again men don't have an extra rib!.!.!.!.!.
maybe if eve was made from adams womb which he wouldn't need!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe if eve was made from adams womb which he wouldn't need!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
s'funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats more insightful than funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha yes!.
What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis!?
a manWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis!?
a manWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just as unfunny as the rib version!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Come on ,girls!. That is funny, you got to smile at that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not sure if i got itWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! yes, it does!!! nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah! i've heard it before but i still love it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeh good one ! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad, worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
no!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lols, furny *stars*Www@Enter-QA@Com