Do you know any "pencil" jokes?!


Question: Do you know any "pencil" jokes!?
Answers:
Sally and Joe were sitting in class!. Sally was in front of Joe when Joe starts poking Sally with a pencil!. Sally turns around and says STOP!
The teacher says, "Sally, were you paying attention!?"
Sally says, "Yes!."
Teacher: "Ok, then how many of each animal did Noah take on the ark!?"
Sally: "Two"

The teacher continued on with her lesson!.
And, once again Joe starts poking Sally in the back with his pencil!.
Sally: "STOP!"
Teacher: "Sally, were you paying attention!?"
Sally: "Yes"
Teacher: "Ok, then, who was thrown into the lion's den!?"
Sally: "Daniel"

The teacher again continues on with the lesson!.
Sally starts to daydream this time not noticing that Joe is poking her in the back with his pencil!.

Teacher: "SALLY! What did Eve say to Adam right after they had their 10th child!?"
Sally: Coming back to reality after daydreaming turns around and says "Would you stop poking me with that thing!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils!. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back!. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand!. Who can guess what it is!?"

Billy's hand went up and he asked, "Is it a baseball!?"

"No, Billy," replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball!. But you're thinking, and I like that!."

Suzy's hand went up and she asked, "Is it an orange!?"

"No, Suzy," replied the teacher, "It's not an orange!. But you're thinking, and I like that!."

Then Johnny spoke up: "Hey, teach, I don't know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket!. It's long and hard and pink on one end!."

Shocked, the teacher cried, "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!"

"Hey, relax," said Johnny!. "I was talking about my pencil!.!.!. But you're thinking, and I like that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes ' your nibs' but I've forgotten them!.!.

there was a picture I saw recently !.!. it was of a pencil with the words "microsoft word for blondes"!.!. but being a blonde I didn't understand it !!!

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C yer around

Caramac xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Two mathematicians talking!. One says he was constipated so the other told him to work it out with a pencil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heard about the constipated mathematician!?!.!.!.!.he sat down and worked it out with a pencil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you know a blonde is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencilWww@Enter-QA@Com

your dick looks like a pencil ******!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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