During a Papal audience.............?!


Question: During a Papal audience!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken!." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities!. The Pope declined!. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again!. This time with a 50 million dollar offer!. Again the Pope declined!. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts!. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format!. The good news is!.!.!. that we have 100 million dollars for charities!. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!



The Pope flew into an airport for a meeting within a few minutes!. His limo driver takes off and the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting!. The Pope asks the driver to switch places and the Pope will drive!. They take off again and the limo is stopped by a cop!. The cop takes one look at the situation and radios to headquarters!. He tells the chief he's got a pretty important person on his hands!. The chief asks "Is he more important than the mayor!?" Cop says yes!. Chief asks " Is he more important than the governor!?" Cop says yes!. Chief asks "Is he more important than the President!?" Cop says yes!. Chief asks "How important can he be" Cop says "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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in fact i heard the second joke in the stand up comedy show in hindi its the same joke but about a famous film star in India films~~~!!

i loved the both versions~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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