Do you think this is funny????!
Question: Do you think this is funny!?!?!?!?
Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners
after his Sunday morning service as he always does when
Mary Clancey came up to him in tears!.
"What's bothering you so, dear!?" inquired Farther O'Grady!.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news!." Replied Mary!.
"Well what is it, Mary!?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father!."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible!. Tell me Mary,
did he have any last requests!?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary!.
"What did he ask, Mary!?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun!.!.!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
after his Sunday morning service as he always does when
Mary Clancey came up to him in tears!.
"What's bothering you so, dear!?" inquired Farther O'Grady!.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news!." Replied Mary!.
"Well what is it, Mary!?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father!."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible!. Tell me Mary,
did he have any last requests!?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary!.
"What did he ask, Mary!?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun!.!.!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hehe evil mary!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Juan on Juan
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The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone!.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover !?
The position of the dirt bag
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Why is divorce so expensive!?
Because it's worth it!.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over!?
Doughnuts
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Why is air a lot like sex!?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
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What do you call a smart blonde!?
A golden retriever!.
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What do attorneys use for birth control!?
Their personalities!.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife!?
45 lbs
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband!?
45 minutes
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart!?
Through his chest with a sharp knife!.
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Why do men want to marry virgins!?
They can't stand criticism!.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking!?
Because those men already have boyfriends!.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog!?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying!?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving!.
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex!?
Because they have cotton balls!.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW!?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
"Are you sure it's mine!?"
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex!?
Mace will do that to you!.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia !?
Everyone has the same DNA!.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact!?
Breasts don't have eyes!.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi!?
He walks around saying "Yo!."
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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays!?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it!.
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation!?
A different bar!.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby!?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong!.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other!?
A speech impediment!.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast!?
They're hiring!.
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo!?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with!.!.!. "a recipe"!.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word!?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale!?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time!.!.!.Asouthern fairytale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****!.!.!."
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Why is there no Disneyland in China !?
No one's tall enough to go on the good ridesWww@Enter-QA@Com
_____
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball!?
Juan on Juan
_____
What is a Yankee!?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone!.
_____
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover !?
The position of the dirt bag
_____
Why is divorce so expensive!?
Because it's worth it!.
_____
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over!?
Doughnuts
_____
Why is air a lot like sex!?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
_____
What do you call a smart blonde!?
A golden retriever!.
_____
What do attorneys use for birth control!?
Their personalities!.
_____
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife!?
45 lbs
_____
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband!?
45 minutes
_____
What's the fastest way to a man's heart!?
Through his chest with a sharp knife!.
_____
Why do men want to marry virgins!?
They can't stand criticism!.
_____
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking!?
Because those men already have boyfriends!.
_____
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog!?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
_____
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying!?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving!.
_____
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex!?
Because they have cotton balls!.
_____
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW!?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!.
_____
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
"Are you sure it's mine!?"
_____
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex!?
Mace will do that to you!.
_____
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia !?
Everyone has the same DNA!.
_____
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact!?
Breasts don't have eyes!.
_____
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi!?
He walks around saying "Yo!."
_____
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays!?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it!.
_____
Where does an Irish family go on vacation!?
A different bar!.
_____
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby!?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong!.
_____
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other!?
A speech impediment!.
_____
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast!?
They're hiring!.
_____
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo!?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with!.!.!. "a recipe"!.
_____
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word!?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
_____
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale!?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time!.!.!.Asouthern fairytale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****!.!.!."
_____
Why is there no Disneyland in China !?
No one's tall enough to go on the good ridesWww@Enter-QA@Com