2 awesome jokes, stars please!!!!!!?!


Question: 2 awesome jokes, stars please!!!!!!!?
Paddy and murphy were walking down the road, Paddy has a heart attack, Murphy calls the ambulance and says my friend has just had a heart attack, the ambulance person asks what road are you on, Murphy says we are on eycaliptus road, the ambulance person says how do you spell that!. The line then goes dead for 5 mins, after that time Murphy picks up the phone and says are you there, the ambulance person says how do you spell eycaliptus road, Murphy then says ive just taken him to ash street!!!!!!!!!!!!

A jock takes his wife to the hospital, the doctor says why on earth has she got 2 broken legs, black eyes and a snapped wrist!. The jock says shes going thru the change!. The doctor then says that doesnt happen during the change, the jock then replies it bloody does when its in my pocket!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Good ones! Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahha very funny jokes! You are a really funny person! I gave you a star! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Really not funny!. And "Jocks"!? I am stunned!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like the second one the first one isnt that good but both are entertaining!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

they weren't funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Liked the first one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

good ones but no stars sorry :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

good jokes lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com

don't get either of themWww@Enter-QA@Com



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