Yo Mamma!?!?!!?!?!?!!?! 10 POINTS!!!!!!?!


Question: Yo Mamma!!?!!?!!!?!!?!!?!!!?! 10 POINTS!!!!!!!?
Whats the best "yo mamma" joke you know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a barrel of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
and it turns out the hill was yo mama!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a pager!
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so ugly, you had to tie a pork chop around the dog just so the dog would play with her!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the movies and read under 17 not permitted, so she went home to get 16 of her friends!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamma is so hideous that when she was walking you to school, the road guard slapped you and gave you a ticket for littering garbage on the streets!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat her shadow got stretch marks
yo mama so poor she eats cheerios with a fork to save on milk
yo mama so skinny, if she closed one eye she'd look like a needle
yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challenge and chose jifWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Mama is so stupid she was driving her car and playing the radio when the song came on by Boys To Men called "End Of The Road" so she stopped the car and got out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born her mother said "aww, look, it's our little treasure", and the dad said "alright, now let's go bury it"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it read "To Be Contiued"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Mamma so cross-eyed, yo daddy left her for seeing someone on the side!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamma is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas, and its STILL printing!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"You mamma's so fat she sat on a Rainbow and Skittles came out"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont understand what you mean!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so fat when she wore a raincoat i called "taxi, taxi"Www@Enter-QA@Com

YO MAMA SO UGLY!.!. PEOPLE THINK SHE UGLY!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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