One more, I'm losing points!?!
Question: One more, I'm losing points!!?
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday!. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants!. So, I'm stumped!." His buddy said, "I have an idea!. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it!. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that!. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion!? How did it turn out!?" "She loved it!. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i would give you ten points for that!.!.it made me laugh for the first time today!.!.maybe cause i live on my own with 7 cats and come on this site for some real chat and funWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!. Reminds me of the guy who went to the doctors and said
"Doc!. I'm having trouble relaxing!. What can you advise!?"
"Why" Says the Doc!. "Just do as i do!. Each night when I leave here I go home and have great sex with my wife followed by a bl0wjob!. You should do the same!."
An hour later the guy returns and says!.
"Hey Doc!. I took your advice and now I feel great!. By the way you have a lovely home!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Doc!. I'm having trouble relaxing!. What can you advise!?"
"Why" Says the Doc!. "Just do as i do!. Each night when I leave here I go home and have great sex with my wife followed by a bl0wjob!. You should do the same!."
An hour later the guy returns and says!.
"Hey Doc!. I took your advice and now I feel great!. By the way you have a lovely home!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's okay, but as soon as the second fella suggested the "two hours of great sex any way she wanted it" I knew how it was going to end!. In other words it's alright but predictable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was a funny joke in a funny way!. Not quite a Q, but funny none the less!. However, you could sort of see the ending coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! lol!. that was a good one!.
you made my night! thanks for the belly laugh!.
have a star!. _*_
HAVE A NICE REST OF THE NIGHT! 8DWww@Enter-QA@Com
you made my night! thanks for the belly laugh!.
have a star!. _*_
HAVE A NICE REST OF THE NIGHT! 8DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! He thought he was going to be the one giving the great sex!. LOL!. She must have ran to her husband's buddy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was skeptical in the beginning with the terrible set up, but the punchline was great!. Starred!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!. Great punchline!.
Sincerly,
R!.T!.K!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sincerly,
R!.T!.K!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA; That was freaking great!.
I wasn't expecting that punchline !.!. hahaha SUCKER husband!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wasn't expecting that punchline !.!. hahaha SUCKER husband!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh wow
hahahahahhWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahhWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha very funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.!.!.!.but ammaturishWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah!. smart woman!. obvious husband!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was the worst joke ive ever heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
O poor guy!.!.!.not only did his wife bang a diffferent guy, he got laughed at XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha Funny!
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny!.
Peace for all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peace for all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol nice
xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh bummer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.funn joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that so mean :D lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!. that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao awww your losing points hang in their buddy we'll get through thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, poor guy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
thats a good birthday present!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good birthday present!Www@Enter-QA@Com