Are you sick of blonde jokes? How about some Brunette jokes for a change?!


Question: Are you sick of blonde jokes!? How about some Brunette jokes for a change!?
Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch!?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes!.

Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette!?
A: Brown-bagging it!.

Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure!?
A: No one else wants it!

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners!?
A: So brunettes can remember them!.

Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes!?
A: Invisible!.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call!?
A: "Has the blonde left yet!?"

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes!?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable!.

Q: Why is brunette considered an evil hair color!?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch!?

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party!?
A: The invitation

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette!?
A: A hostage

Q: Who makes bras for brunettes!?
A: Fisher-Price

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair!?
A: It matches their moustacheWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i think these were halerious! im sick of people stereotyping blondes into one "dumb" catergory!. these are great!!
well done xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

These are quite good however I beleive blonde jokes are funnier! Still I did laugh at a couple!

My favorites were:

Q: What's a brunette's mating call!?
A: "Has the blonde left yet!?"

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette!?
A: A hostage


Guess that was it !!! Cheers !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA! Really good,
im like mega blonde and i go to a school where i am the only blonde in my grade and people just wait and expect me to say stupid things, funnily enough it happens quite alot!.
but i love blonde jokes too!.!. they remind me of me,

but these are amazing!. i can use them as come backs one day :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I half-agree with you!

I am blonde myself, but I love blonde jokes!

But those brunette jokes are funny as!

I think I just like jokes! XD

I especially like the 7th, 9th, 10th and 12th ones!.

;d

Thanks for the laugh sweetie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

blonde jokes ARE JOKES! extra emphasis on the word JOKE! its not meant for you PERSONALLY!. you must be a blonde figures you wouldnt know what the word JOKE means!. LOL!. calm down n take a midol!. SHEESH!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brunette jokes not as funny sorry, its like your trying to justify yourself as a blonde!Www@Enter-QA@Com

whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley!?



a shopping trolley has a mind of its ownWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny!.!.as gud as the blonde jokes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

geez ur frigen angry arent yu!?!?
im guessin ur blonde then
thats real mean blonde jakes are only bout stupidity but they dont pay out tha way ppl look thats just mean
get a life!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

some of those were really funny, but some werent and let me geuss!.!.!.your blonde!. figuresWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol greatWww@Enter-QA@Com

and i am guessing ur blonde!.!.!?
sorry, doesnt have the same effectWww@Enter-QA@Com



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