I need some good jokes. Does anyone have any that are?!


Question: I need some good jokes!. Does anyone have any that are!?
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics!?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism!. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government!. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people!. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class!. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future!. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said!. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him!. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper!. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep!. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room!. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny!. He gives up and goes back to bed!. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now!." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Engineering In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates!. St!. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place!."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in!. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements!. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy!.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell!?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great!. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!."

God replies, "What!?!?!? You've got an engineer!? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!."

Satan says, "No way!. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right!. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Unfortunately, all of the best jokes aren't appropriate to post, but here's one of my favorites:
Two flies are sitting on a turd!. One fly lifts up his little leg and farts really loud!. The second fly turns to him and says, "Dang, Frank! I'm trying to eat here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

heres a "really" good one: there was a papa tomato a mama tomato and a baby tomato walking down the road!.!.!.baby tomato starts to fall behind so papa tomato says "ketch-up"
!.!.!.!.!.ha ha ha i bet that made you just burst with laughter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm sure you could find a good joke at http://www!.liketolaugh!.com/jokes!.phpWww@Enter-QA@Com

no but go to this website, it has some good jokes:

http://www!.jokesgalore!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com

what is black and white and red all over!. Me fing a white ***** on her period!.!.!.haahhahWww@Enter-QA@Com



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