Blonde Jokes: star if you like any of them? :]?!
Question: Blonde Jokes: star if you like any of them!? :]!?
First one:
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana !. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level!.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs!. She decided to go up and investigate!.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles!. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here!? We're having a great time downstairs!'
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered!.!.!. 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!!?!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana !. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level!.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs!. She decided to go up and investigate!.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles!. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here!? We're having a great time downstairs!'
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered!.!.!. 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!!?!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I like the 2nd one better!.!.!. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!! Read these:
A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY!. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game!? The blond replies, "No thanks"!. After a little bit the lawyer says "It's a fun game!. I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you owe me $5 and vise versa"!. The blond once again replies, "No thanks!." After a while the lawyer says "How about if I don't know I pay you $500"!. The blond was now interested!. The lawyer says I'll go first and he asks "What's the difference between ground and the moon!?" The blond thought about it, didn't know and gave him $5!. It was the blonde's turn so she asks "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4!?" The lawyer thinks about it, doesn't know, calls his agents, they don't know, searches the internet on his laptop, can't find anything and finally after an hour of searching he hands the blond $500!. The blond was satisfied and went to sleep!. After a little bit the lawyer taps her on the shoulder and asks "What was the answer!." The blond immediately reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5!.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead were stranded in the desert when their car broke down!. They decided to walk to the nearest town for help and they each brought one item to help them on their way!. The redhead says "I will bring food in case we get hungry"!. The brunette says "I will bring water in case we get thirsty"!. And the blonde says "I will bring the car door, that way if it gets too hot we can roll the window down"!.
ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance!.!.!. so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde!. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice"!.!.!.!. poof she disappeared!. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared!. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone!.
how do u kill a blonde!.!.!.!.!.!. put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Why did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months!? Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years!."
A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv!. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman!. "I want to buy this television," she says!. The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here!." She gets mad, leaves and goes home!. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store!. "I want to buy this television!." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here!." She leaves again, frustrated!. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head!. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman!. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems!." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes!." Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde!? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY!. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game!? The blond replies, "No thanks"!. After a little bit the lawyer says "It's a fun game!. I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you owe me $5 and vise versa"!. The blond once again replies, "No thanks!." After a while the lawyer says "How about if I don't know I pay you $500"!. The blond was now interested!. The lawyer says I'll go first and he asks "What's the difference between ground and the moon!?" The blond thought about it, didn't know and gave him $5!. It was the blonde's turn so she asks "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4!?" The lawyer thinks about it, doesn't know, calls his agents, they don't know, searches the internet on his laptop, can't find anything and finally after an hour of searching he hands the blond $500!. The blond was satisfied and went to sleep!. After a little bit the lawyer taps her on the shoulder and asks "What was the answer!." The blond immediately reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5!.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead were stranded in the desert when their car broke down!. They decided to walk to the nearest town for help and they each brought one item to help them on their way!. The redhead says "I will bring food in case we get hungry"!. The brunette says "I will bring water in case we get thirsty"!. And the blonde says "I will bring the car door, that way if it gets too hot we can roll the window down"!.
ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance!.!.!. so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde!. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice"!.!.!.!. poof she disappeared!. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared!. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone!.
how do u kill a blonde!.!.!.!.!.!. put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Why did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months!? Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years!."
A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv!. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman!. "I want to buy this television," she says!. The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here!." She gets mad, leaves and goes home!. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store!. "I want to buy this television!." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here!." She leaves again, frustrated!. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head!. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman!. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems!." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes!." Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde!? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There both really good but I would change the Rooster to a Tiger as in Tony the Tiger and Frosted flakess if your telling it a younger generation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one was Hilariouse second one is really boring but sort of funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!!!!! lmao, these were hilarious! I love them both!Www@Enter-QA@Com
second one is very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Loved themWww@Enter-QA@Com
and i prefered the 1st one !.!.!.no accounting for taste eh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
they were brilliant
lol ha ha ha
very cute
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they were brilliant
lol ha ha ha
very cute
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these are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was a blast!the second one, i read it a million times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol they are pretty funny
read these!.!.!.
A girl came skipping home from school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto four, but I
counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? a, b, c, d, e,f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school!. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! !" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."
A blonde and her 2 kids we're going to go on a vacation to disneyland, so they get all packed and ready, and head out on the road!. After travelling for about 3 hours they finally see a sign about disneyland, but the blonde who was driving, turned around!. Then one of her kids asked her why and she replied," That sign said Disneyland Left"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
read these!.!.!.
A girl came skipping home from school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto four, but I
counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? a, b, c, d, e,f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school!. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! !" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."
A blonde and her 2 kids we're going to go on a vacation to disneyland, so they get all packed and ready, and head out on the road!. After travelling for about 3 hours they finally see a sign about disneyland, but the blonde who was driving, turned around!. Then one of her kids asked her why and she replied," That sign said Disneyland Left"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com