Joke > Is this true dedication to softball?!
Question: Joke > Is this true dedication to softball!?
BATTER UP!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all
>>>> of their lives!.
>>>> When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her
>>>> every day!.
>>>>
>>>> One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing
>>>> women's softball all our
>>>> lives, and we played all through High School!. Please do me
>>>> one favor: when
>>>> you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if
>>>> there's women's soft-ball
>>>> there!.'
>>>>
>>>> Rose looked up at Barb from her death bed and said,
>>>> 'Barb, you've been my
>>>> best friend for many years!. If it's at all possible,
>>>> I'll do this favor for
>>>> you!.'
>>>>
>>>> Shortly after that, Rose passed on!.
>>>>
>>>> At midnight the following Friday, Barb was awakened from a
>>>> sound sleep by a
>>>> blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
>>>> her, 'Barb, Barb!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Who is it!?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly!.
>>>> 'Who is it!?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Barb -- it's me, Rose!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'You're not Rose!. Rose just died!.'
>>>> 'I'm telling you , it's me, Rose,' insisted
>>>> the voice!.
>>>>
>>>> 'Rose! Where are you!?'
>>>>
>>>> 'In Heaven,' replied Rose!. 'I have some really
>>>> good news and a little bad
>>>> news!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb!.
>>>>
>>>> The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's
>>>> Softball in Heaven!. Better yet,
>>>> all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too!.
>>>> Better than that,
>>>> we're all young again!.
>>>>
>>>> Better still, it's always springtime, and it never
>>>> rains or snows!. And best
>>>> of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get
>>>> tired!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'That's fantastic,' said Barb!. 'It's
>>>> beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the
>>>> bad news'
>>>>
>>>> 'You're pitching Tuesday!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all
>>>> of their lives!.
>>>> When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her
>>>> every day!.
>>>>
>>>> One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing
>>>> women's softball all our
>>>> lives, and we played all through High School!. Please do me
>>>> one favor: when
>>>> you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if
>>>> there's women's soft-ball
>>>> there!.'
>>>>
>>>> Rose looked up at Barb from her death bed and said,
>>>> 'Barb, you've been my
>>>> best friend for many years!. If it's at all possible,
>>>> I'll do this favor for
>>>> you!.'
>>>>
>>>> Shortly after that, Rose passed on!.
>>>>
>>>> At midnight the following Friday, Barb was awakened from a
>>>> sound sleep by a
>>>> blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
>>>> her, 'Barb, Barb!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Who is it!?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly!.
>>>> 'Who is it!?'
>>>>
>>>> 'Barb -- it's me, Rose!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'You're not Rose!. Rose just died!.'
>>>> 'I'm telling you , it's me, Rose,' insisted
>>>> the voice!.
>>>>
>>>> 'Rose! Where are you!?'
>>>>
>>>> 'In Heaven,' replied Rose!. 'I have some really
>>>> good news and a little bad
>>>> news!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb!.
>>>>
>>>> The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's
>>>> Softball in Heaven!. Better yet,
>>>> all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too!.
>>>> Better than that,
>>>> we're all young again!.
>>>>
>>>> Better still, it's always springtime, and it never
>>>> rains or snows!. And best
>>>> of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get
>>>> tired!.'
>>>>
>>>> 'That's fantastic,' said Barb!. 'It's
>>>> beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the
>>>> bad news'
>>>>
>>>> 'You're pitching Tuesday!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh bugger!.!.!.!.!.i was going to ask barb out to dinner tuesday!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was reluctant to read cause it was so long, but tha was funny! Thanx!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
barb should kill hrslf!. thats not bad news, i love piching! and cachin and short and second base!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bet Barb is so "happy"!. but she should!. what did she do on earth to make Rose so worried!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes deffo a star!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com