Can you help me with my spelling and grammar?!
Question: Can you help me with my spelling and grammar!?
The Killer monkey
There was a blue monkey sitting on a log!. The log is red with yellow leaves!. Next to a little riverbank!. One day next to the riverbank was a big green and red bird that has yellow hair!. The yellow hair bird went for a swim a baby croc came by and said hello!. The bird hears the croc and run out of the water and saw the monkey!. The monkey grabbed the little bird and he ate him!. He was not full so the monkey chased after the croc!. When he got the croc he eat him all up and he was still not full so he went for a walk in the bush looking for some monkeys to snack on yes he is going to ate his mated!. He found some hens and he ate them but was not full so he kept on walking to fund his mates!. Next he came a-cross a killer banana!. The banana was armed with a carrot!. The carrot killed the banana then the money run away to find some more food but the carrot did not give up!. The carrot wonted to kill the monkey so he ran after him and than that monkey found a chin swore to kill the carrot!. But the carrot was too sexy for the chin sow but in the end the monkey got him then he ate him and yes he was yucky!. The carrot came back out of the monkey butt and had a book of learning!. The book scared the monkey and he climate an elephant!. The elephant ran and stop on the carrot!.
Then the monkeys eat the elephant!. It was so good then he wonted to eat more!. He found some more food and it was a teacher the teacher was very geeky looking!. The monkey thought that teacher must die so the monkey got the pen and stabbed it in her head!. Then the book of learning came out of the teacher head!. Out from no were little paper balls came out from the sky and they had a big paper fight that make the monkey get mad then paper balls get in to one of the monkey eyes!. The monkey could not see very will so he picked up a gum and stared chewing on it than the teacher slowly shank and die!.
Then he found some more food and it was a big bird and he did not what to kill him because he likes big bird!. So he keep on walking and he found a girl that had pink eyes and he do not like the pink eyes so he ripped out the ugly pink eyes and eat the little girl eyes!. The little girl got angry and cried for big bird!. Then big bird came flying with Elmo!. Elmo had a gun and was and firing at the monkey!. The monkey found Elmo’s gold fish and it was not just Elmo gold fish it was a bee gold fish had a stinger on its head and the monkey throw it at Elmo and big bird fell to ground with Elmo!.
Elmo gun came out of its butt then the gun was talking to Elmo and the gun said Elmo you rapist stop shotting people and retars like this monkey!. The monkey did not like being could a retard the monkey got very angry and got Elmo gun and wonted to kill the bee gold fish but the fish was not there so the monkey when to look for the bee gold fish!. He found the bee gold fish in big birds wing but big bird was still alive the monkey was so hungry that it ate big bid and the bee gold fish come out of the monkey mouth!. It was very angry so Elmo came around and stated shooting the bee gold fish and it died!. Monkey run away from Elmo but Elmo run with him so the monkey got the gun and killed Elmo!. The monkey eats Elmo and Elmo tasted like cake!. The monkey said yum yum tan the monkey kept on walking and he found his monkey mates but the monkey was full of eating so he ate them the nest day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blue monkey sitting on a log!. The log is red with yellow leaves!. Next to a little riverbank!. One day next to the riverbank was a big green and red bird that has yellow hair!. The yellow hair bird went for a swim a baby croc came by and said hello!. The bird hears the croc and run out of the water and saw the monkey!. The monkey grabbed the little bird and he ate him!. He was not full so the monkey chased after the croc!. When he got the croc he eat him all up and he was still not full so he went for a walk in the bush looking for some monkeys to snack on yes he is going to ate his mated!. He found some hens and he ate them but was not full so he kept on walking to fund his mates!. Next he came a-cross a killer banana!. The banana was armed with a carrot!. The carrot killed the banana then the money run away to find some more food but the carrot did not give up!. The carrot wonted to kill the monkey so he ran after him and than that monkey found a chin swore to kill the carrot!. But the carrot was too sexy for the chin sow but in the end the monkey got him then he ate him and yes he was yucky!. The carrot came back out of the monkey butt and had a book of learning!. The book scared the monkey and he climate an elephant!. The elephant ran and stop on the carrot!.
Then the monkeys eat the elephant!. It was so good then he wonted to eat more!. He found some more food and it was a teacher the teacher was very geeky looking!. The monkey thought that teacher must die so the monkey got the pen and stabbed it in her head!. Then the book of learning came out of the teacher head!. Out from no were little paper balls came out from the sky and they had a big paper fight that make the monkey get mad then paper balls get in to one of the monkey eyes!. The monkey could not see very will so he picked up a gum and stared chewing on it than the teacher slowly shank and die!.
Then he found some more food and it was a big bird and he did not what to kill him because he likes big bird!. So he keep on walking and he found a girl that had pink eyes and he do not like the pink eyes so he ripped out the ugly pink eyes and eat the little girl eyes!. The little girl got angry and cried for big bird!. Then big bird came flying with Elmo!. Elmo had a gun and was and firing at the monkey!. The monkey found Elmo’s gold fish and it was not just Elmo gold fish it was a bee gold fish had a stinger on its head and the monkey throw it at Elmo and big bird fell to ground with Elmo!.
Elmo gun came out of its butt then the gun was talking to Elmo and the gun said Elmo you rapist stop shotting people and retars like this monkey!. The monkey did not like being could a retard the monkey got very angry and got Elmo gun and wonted to kill the bee gold fish but the fish was not there so the monkey when to look for the bee gold fish!. He found the bee gold fish in big birds wing but big bird was still alive the monkey was so hungry that it ate big bid and the bee gold fish come out of the monkey mouth!. It was very angry so Elmo came around and stated shooting the bee gold fish and it died!. Monkey run away from Elmo but Elmo run with him so the monkey got the gun and killed Elmo!. The monkey eats Elmo and Elmo tasted like cake!. The monkey said yum yum tan the monkey kept on walking and he found his monkey mates but the monkey was full of eating so he ate them the nest day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Monkey run away from Elmo but Elmo run with him so the monkey got the gun and killed Elmo!.
Note:'!.!.Your tenses are not the same!. Monkey ran away from Elmo but Elmo began to run with him so the monkey snatched the gun and killed him!. Try to use more quotes and words like snatched, vanished etc!.!.!.!.
Otherwise good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Note:'!.!.Your tenses are not the same!. Monkey ran away from Elmo but Elmo began to run with him so the monkey snatched the gun and killed him!. Try to use more quotes and words like snatched, vanished etc!.!.!.!.
Otherwise good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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