An Irish Jokes,, Dont take afence,, cos I need mine..?!
Question: An Irish Jokes,, Dont take afence,, cos I need mine!.!.!?
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Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years,
and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day!.
I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip!.
I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago!.
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan
Dear Mr!. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service
and believe you are somewhat confused in your history!.
The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot!.
Sincerely,
Larnrod Eireann, Irish Railway Co!.
Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history!.
If you will refer to the Bible, in the book of David, 9th Chapter,
you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ***!.
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years!
Yours truly,
Patrick FinneganWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years,
and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day!.
I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip!.
I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago!.
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan
Dear Mr!. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service
and believe you are somewhat confused in your history!.
The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot!.
Sincerely,
Larnrod Eireann, Irish Railway Co!.
Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history!.
If you will refer to the Bible, in the book of David, 9th Chapter,
you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ***!.
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years!
Yours truly,
Patrick FinneganWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh, "take afence" ye sez, does ye!?
so, boy-o, ye t'inks dat we Oyrish are a bunch o'stealers, eh!? c'mere, ya scoundrel, whilst oy box yer ears wit me shilaley!.
Oy hasn't taken a fence in years, ya cobber!.!.!.but if'n ye don't watch out, Oy'll be takin' the gold from yer teeth!. Now!.!.!.get me a cold pint o' Guinness!.!.!.and be quick aboudit! Etherwize, Oy'll "TAKE OFFENSE!." ya ignoramus!!! Now: begone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so, boy-o, ye t'inks dat we Oyrish are a bunch o'stealers, eh!? c'mere, ya scoundrel, whilst oy box yer ears wit me shilaley!.
Oy hasn't taken a fence in years, ya cobber!.!.!.but if'n ye don't watch out, Oy'll be takin' the gold from yer teeth!. Now!.!.!.get me a cold pint o' Guinness!.!.!.and be quick aboudit! Etherwize, Oy'll "TAKE OFFENSE!." ya ignoramus!!! Now: begone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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