Sorry if these bar jokes are a bit corny!! What do you think??, yay or nay??!
Question: Sorry if these bar jokes are a bit corny!! What do you think!?!?, yay or nay!?!?
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini!. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar!. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing!. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out!.
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it!?" the bartender said!. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives!."
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A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini!. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar!. The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, and folded it carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket!. Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him!. Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now!? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out without paying!."
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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him!. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one!. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry!."
"You would be too if you had what I have!."
"What do you have!?" the bartender sympathetically asked!.
"Fifty cents!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it!?" the bartender said!. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives!."
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A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini!. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar!. The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, and folded it carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket!. Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him!. Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now!? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out without paying!."
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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him!. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one!. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry!."
"You would be too if you had what I have!."
"What do you have!?" the bartender sympathetically asked!.
"Fifty cents!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol!. Funny how they're all Bar Jokes!. My favorite was the Last one!. It just sounds like something I'd do!. :D Working at a restaurant I found the second one funny as well, cause our bartender would do something as crazy as that!. The first one had it's own sense of drunken husband humor, but a lot of people are idiots and won't get it!. Lol I did though!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
yay!.!.they were good
Women seen her husband drinking at the local bar and she rushed in and said she wanted what her husband was drinking!. So the husband put down a double shot of the best scotch!.!.!.neat!.!.!.and she slammed it down and started to cough and gag and get sick!. The husband just said "see! and you thought I was enjoying myself!.!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Women seen her husband drinking at the local bar and she rushed in and said she wanted what her husband was drinking!. So the husband put down a double shot of the best scotch!.!.!.neat!.!.!.and she slammed it down and started to cough and gag and get sick!. The husband just said "see! and you thought I was enjoying myself!.!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st one is best!.here's another :
guy at a bar was sick and tired of people drinking his beer when he went to the loo !. so next time he put a note on it stating
"i spat in it "
when he got back there was another note saying "so did i " !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
guy at a bar was sick and tired of people drinking his beer when he went to the loo !. so next time he put a note on it stating
"i spat in it "
when he got back there was another note saying "so did i " !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. I refuse to say nay!. Nay is what horses SAY [I am not trying to rhyme, don't get on my case!] or people who are trying to look smart!.
The first is okay
The second is stupid
the last is 50-50
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first is okay
The second is stupid
the last is 50-50
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. alright, 2 and 3 weren't very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha those are hilarious!!!
especially the last one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
especially the last one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Their Great except for the second one!.Didn't understand it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first was ok!. didnt like the second one but i liked the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are great jokes lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
love them :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nay i dont like them sozWww@Enter-QA@Com
kinda lame and corny, but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
high in percentage *hehehehe*
but don't tell these to kids!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but don't tell these to kids!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yay, yay, yay~~!!!
ha ha ~~!!!! u know i am in the similar situation i thought i would share this ~~!!!!
everyday when i went to this bar i order 3 shots at once and drank the all alone~~!!the bartender got curious and once he asked me why i do like that ~~!!
i said
we are all 3 friend when ever we drink, we drink together we continued until we finish our college~~!!!
we were so proud of our unity so on our last do we were drinking together we have decided that whenever we drink alone or with others we take 3 glasses and take 3 shots one in my name and the other 2 in my friend~~!!
i follow this always and one day i want to bar as usual and the bartender know my habit so he gave me 3 shots i said seriously not 3 only 2 shot~~~!!
bartender said he felt sorry for my friend ~~!!!! i asked why
he said i could understand that i have ordered 2 instead of 3
shot~~!!!!
i couldn't stop my self from laughing, then i said i just quite drinking ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ~~!!!! u know i am in the similar situation i thought i would share this ~~!!!!
everyday when i went to this bar i order 3 shots at once and drank the all alone~~!!the bartender got curious and once he asked me why i do like that ~~!!
i said
we are all 3 friend when ever we drink, we drink together we continued until we finish our college~~!!!
we were so proud of our unity so on our last do we were drinking together we have decided that whenever we drink alone or with others we take 3 glasses and take 3 shots one in my name and the other 2 in my friend~~!!
i follow this always and one day i want to bar as usual and the bartender know my habit so he gave me 3 shots i said seriously not 3 only 2 shot~~~!!
bartender said he felt sorry for my friend ~~!!!! i asked why
he said i could understand that i have ordered 2 instead of 3
shot~~!!!!
i couldn't stop my self from laughing, then i said i just quite drinking ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are fine jokes!. I like it!.
Here is a bar joke for you:
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink!. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts!.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl!.
"You look great tonight!" it said!. "You really look fantastic - and that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it!.
Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine!. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine!.
"Who let you in here!? Did you check the mirror before you left the house!? Get away from me, you oaf!"
By now, the man is extremely perplexed!. He turns to the bartender for an explanation!.
"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds!. "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a bar joke for you:
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink!. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts!.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl!.
"You look great tonight!" it said!. "You really look fantastic - and that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it!.
Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine!. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine!.
"Who let you in here!? Did you check the mirror before you left the house!? Get away from me, you oaf!"
By now, the man is extremely perplexed!. He turns to the bartender for an explanation!.
"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds!. "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order!."Www@Enter-QA@Com