Polish divorce?!
Question: Polish divorce!?
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl!. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him!.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him a couple of questions:
Have you any grounds!?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
It made of concrete!.
I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
No, we have carport, and not need one!.
I mean, what are your relations like!?
All my relations still in Poland!.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
Does your wife beat you up!?
No, I always up before her!.
Why do you want this divorce!?
She is going to kill me!.
What makes you think that!?
I got proof!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him a couple of questions:
Have you any grounds!?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
It made of concrete!.
I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
No, we have carport, and not need one!.
I mean, what are your relations like!?
All my relations still in Poland!.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
Does your wife beat you up!?
No, I always up before her!.
Why do you want this divorce!?
She is going to kill me!.
What makes you think that!?
I got proof!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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LOL!!!!! yeah!.!.!.I'm polish!.!.!.:-(Www@Enter-QA@Com