Is this what is confidence?!


Question: Is this what is confidence!?
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman!. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment!.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late!?'

'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it!.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch!? What's so special about it!?'

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains!.

'What's it telling you now!?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties!.!.!.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'

The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast!. 'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL!. flirtacious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats confidense alright!. Is this real life!? A bloke walks into his kitchen where his wife is washing up!. He has got a badger under one arm and he says"Heres that ******* pig ive been shagging" And his wife says"you wanker, that aint a pig,its a badger" And he says "I wasnt talking to you woman"Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg that IS SO FUNNY!!
I AM 13 BUT I STILL GET IT!!
HAAHHAHAHAHAA
GOOD ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com

its so bad its actually funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's really funny!. LOL?Www@Enter-QA@Com

not too badWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha !.!.!.!.good one!!!!
keep them coming we love Jokes!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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