What did Grumpy do?!
Question: What did Grumpy do!?
The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city!. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope!.
Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular the nuns!.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns!?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are over 5 feet tall!."
"Are you sure!? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height!? Maybe a little shorter!?"
"I'm afraid not!. Why do you ask!?"
"No reason" (pause) "Positive!? Nobody in a dark suit who is about 3 feet tall!?"
"I'm sure!."
"Okay!. Thanks anyway!."
Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why; so he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building:
"What did he say!? What did he say!?" chant the other six dwarfs!.
Grumpy says: "He said, they don't have any short nuns!."
And the other six dwarfs start chanting "Grumpy boinked a penguin! Grumpy boinked a penguin! !.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular the nuns!.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns!?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are over 5 feet tall!."
"Are you sure!? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height!? Maybe a little shorter!?"
"I'm afraid not!. Why do you ask!?"
"No reason" (pause) "Positive!? Nobody in a dark suit who is about 3 feet tall!?"
"I'm sure!."
"Okay!. Thanks anyway!."
Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why; so he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building:
"What did he say!? What did he say!?" chant the other six dwarfs!.
Grumpy says: "He said, they don't have any short nuns!."
And the other six dwarfs start chanting "Grumpy boinked a penguin! Grumpy boinked a penguin! !.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thanks a lot! Loved it! A star for you!
And also a joke for you:
(No abusing to any blondes out there)
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, "Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!." The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, "Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?"
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
And also a joke for you:
(No abusing to any blondes out there)
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, "Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!." The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, "Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?"
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I KNEW GRUMPY WAS A FREAK!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Oh wow, that's way too funny! I had no clue where that was going! Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh, that was cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I've heard this one before but it still creases me up! have a star xWww@Enter-QA@Com