Half wit or not ?!
Question: Half wit or not !?
A man owned a small farm in Georgia!.
The Georgia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him!.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent!.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years!.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board!.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board!.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here!.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night!.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally!."
"That's the guy I want to talk to!.!.!.the half-wit," said the agent!.
"That would be me," replied the farmer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Georgia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him!.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent!.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years!.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board!.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board!.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here!.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night!.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally!."
"That's the guy I want to talk to!.!.!.the half-wit," said the agent!.
"That would be me," replied the farmer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's absolutely excellent, m'dear, exquisite in fact, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah!.!.!.!.!.!.=D totally funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That farmer has low self-esteem!. :( I hope it doesn't seep into his corns!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!
i think the farmer is saving on the tax~~~!!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think the farmer is saving on the tax~~~!!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com