How about these jokes ...?!
Question: How about these jokes !.!.!.!?
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families!.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another!. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic!.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist!. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child!. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon!. ''I have seventeen wives!. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch!. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent!." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another!. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic!.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist!. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child!. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon!. ''I have seventeen wives!. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch!. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent!." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
First was Wow!!! Second was Wow! Wow! Wow!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahaha*
thanx for a good laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Okay!.!.!. i'll laughWww@Enter-QA@Com