Heres a bunch 4 my frends...?!

*NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE : )

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you!?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!

Why did the blonde burn her ear!?
The phone rang while she was ironing!

Be nice to your kids!. They'll choose your nursing home!.

Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper!?
So she could lip read!.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl!?
"Just flush it like everybody else does!."

What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt!?
A brain tumor!.

What do u call a blonde wit high IQ
A golden retreiver

What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg!?
Nothin!.!.!.they've never met

What do ya call a blande wit 2 brain cells!?
Pregnant

What is a blonde's mating call!?
I think i'm drunk!.!.!.

Why did the blonde quit using birth control pills!?
They kept falling out

What do you call a blonde with half a brain!?
Gifted!.

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