What a good laugh!!?!
Question: What a good laugh!!!?
Mandela was enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc!. when Bush (chewing gum) sits next to
him and starts a conversation:
Bush: 'You South Africans eat the whole bread!?'
Mandela: 'Of course!.'
Bush: (blowing bubbles with his gum) 'We don't!. In the States, we only
eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
them into croissants and sell them to South Africa!.'
Mandela: 'Oh Really!?'
Bush: 'D'ya eat jam with the bread!?'
Mandela: 'Of course!.'
Bush: (chuckling and crackling his gum) 'We don't, in the States we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into
containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa!.'
Mandela:Do you have sex in America!?'
Bush: 'Of course we do!.'
Mandela: 'And what do you do with the condoms!?'
Bush: 'Throw them away of course!.'
Mandela: 'We don't!. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum and sell them to America!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc!. when Bush (chewing gum) sits next to
him and starts a conversation:
Bush: 'You South Africans eat the whole bread!?'
Mandela: 'Of course!.'
Bush: (blowing bubbles with his gum) 'We don't!. In the States, we only
eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
them into croissants and sell them to South Africa!.'
Mandela: 'Oh Really!?'
Bush: 'D'ya eat jam with the bread!?'
Mandela: 'Of course!.'
Bush: (chuckling and crackling his gum) 'We don't, in the States we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into
containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa!.'
Mandela:Do you have sex in America!?'
Bush: 'Of course we do!.'
Mandela: 'And what do you do with the condoms!?'
Bush: 'Throw them away of course!.'
Mandela: 'We don't!. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum and sell them to America!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha! Extremely funny! I couldn't resist laughing how much ever I tried!. Guess what!? Just after I read this joke I started laughing heartily and my friend called!. My mom handed the phone over to me, but I could not talk! I was continuously laughing! Oh! Haha! Even now, while typing this I am laughing!. You deserve a star, my friend! Here's one for you!
Here's a good joke for you!
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, “Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!."
The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, “Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?“
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a good joke for you!
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, “Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!."
The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, “Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?“
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!. funny! I'll never eat gum again!.!.!.
hahaha!.!.!. thnx for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!. thnx for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
remind me not to chew gum hahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha ha, a good one indeed, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i like it a star for you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.
LMAO, A star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, A star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!!! This was a really good laugh! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!
now i know why chewing gum is so popular in States~~!!!!!!! lolzz
good one~~!!!1Www@Enter-QA@Com
now i know why chewing gum is so popular in States~~!!!!!!! lolzz
good one~~!!!1Www@Enter-QA@Com
i read this one seven years ago!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com