Whats the funniest joke you've ever heard? and whats the last text you got t!
Question: Whats the funniest joke you've ever heard!? and whats the last text you got that put a smile on your face!?
Answers:
Last txt!.
Man driving down road!. Woman driving up same road!.
They pass each other!.Man shouts out window COW!.
Woman yells back pr!ck!.
Woman rounds corner and crashes into a cow!.
If only women would listen sometimes!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man driving down road!. Woman driving up same road!.
They pass each other!.Man shouts out window COW!.
Woman yells back pr!ck!.
Woman rounds corner and crashes into a cow!.
If only women would listen sometimes!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, funny joke!. This one's my husbands favorite!.
Little Johnny is always getting into mischief!. His mom had to take a shower before they left for their vacation!. She told him to stay in the living room and play!. She even gave him a new set of legos so she could get through an entire shower without being bothered!. Not five minutes later, the shower curtain flies open and Little Johnny is standing there!. Little Johnny points and says 'What's that!?'!. A little taken back, his mom replies 'Oh, that's my sponge'!. She tells him to go back and play!. His mom then shaves for her vacation and as a surprise for her husband!. With that, Little Johnny flings open the shower curtain again Says 'Mom!. I'm bored'!. Little Johnny gasps 'Where's your sponge!?' Embarrased and trying to get him to go away, she replies 'I don't know, Little Johnny!. Why don't you go look for it somewhere else!.'
His mom finishes her shower, gets dressed and all ready to go!. Little Johnny is nowhere to be found!. She starts calling for him!. About five minutes later, Little Johnny comes in the back door!. 'Mommy!.!.!.Mommy!.!.!. I found your sponge!. There's good news and bad news!. The neighbor lady has it and now she's washing daddy's face with it'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny is always getting into mischief!. His mom had to take a shower before they left for their vacation!. She told him to stay in the living room and play!. She even gave him a new set of legos so she could get through an entire shower without being bothered!. Not five minutes later, the shower curtain flies open and Little Johnny is standing there!. Little Johnny points and says 'What's that!?'!. A little taken back, his mom replies 'Oh, that's my sponge'!. She tells him to go back and play!. His mom then shaves for her vacation and as a surprise for her husband!. With that, Little Johnny flings open the shower curtain again Says 'Mom!. I'm bored'!. Little Johnny gasps 'Where's your sponge!?' Embarrased and trying to get him to go away, she replies 'I don't know, Little Johnny!. Why don't you go look for it somewhere else!.'
His mom finishes her shower, gets dressed and all ready to go!. Little Johnny is nowhere to be found!. She starts calling for him!. About five minutes later, Little Johnny comes in the back door!. 'Mommy!.!.!.Mommy!.!.!. I found your sponge!. There's good news and bad news!. The neighbor lady has it and now she's washing daddy's face with it'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lady teacher asks the pupils about the kind of medicines they know
of and what are they used for:-
The first pupil said - 'Tylenol!.'
'Very good! And what is it used for!?'
'It is used for headache!.'
The second pupil said - 'Nytol!.'
'Excellent!. And what is it used for!?'
'To help you sleep!.'
Now it is Johnny's turn!. He says - 'Viagra!.'
'Johnny, what is it used for!?'
'I think it can be used for diarrohea!. ''Who told you this!?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little **** will get harder
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of and what are they used for:-
The first pupil said - 'Tylenol!.'
'Very good! And what is it used for!?'
'It is used for headache!.'
The second pupil said - 'Nytol!.'
'Excellent!. And what is it used for!?'
'To help you sleep!.'
Now it is Johnny's turn!. He says - 'Viagra!.'
'Johnny, what is it used for!?'
'I think it can be used for diarrohea!. ''Who told you this!?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little **** will get harder
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My last smiling text:
'Ohh, I got 2 kisses, you must love me again! =P'
To which I replied:
'I never stopped loving you!. Xx'
Young love!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Ohh, I got 2 kisses, you must love me again! =P'
To which I replied:
'I never stopped loving you!. Xx'
Young love!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That put a smile on my face ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont think i remember a funny joke but the last text was from by boyfriend he said: "its alright baby, i love you always and forever"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont member funniest joke and my parents wont get me a cell phoneWww@Enter-QA@Com