Just kill me before i die of boredom?!
Question: Just kill me before i die of boredom!?
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists!.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words!. Please let me know what you wish to talk about!."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown!."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to
talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity!."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words!. Please let me know what you wish to talk about!."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown!."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to
talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity!."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
pretty good
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ahahah !.!.!. cool !.!. but im afraid if canadians who're gonna read this be offended !.!.
here's mine !.!.
Ah Boon , Ah Leong and Ah Cheong were kidnapped by the Japanese soldiers because they were seen stealing some of their weapons !.!. they were to be put to death !.!. first was Ah Boon
Ah Boon : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Boon : shoot , i gotta think of something
Soldier : AIM
Ah Boon : TSUNAMIiiiiii !.!.!.
<and all the soldiers ran away coz they were scared so Ah Boon ran away ASAP>
then , it was Ah Leong
Ah Leong : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Leong : shoot , i gotta think of something
Soldier : AIM
Ah Leong : EARTHQUAKE
<and again the same thing hpned>
at last , it was Ah Cheong's turn
Ah Cheong : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Cheong : shoot , i gotta do the same thing like ma frenz
Soldier : AIM
Ah Cheong : aha !.!. i got it
FIREEEEE !!
<and so u kno what hppned to Ah Cheong , DEAD>Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's mine !.!.
Ah Boon , Ah Leong and Ah Cheong were kidnapped by the Japanese soldiers because they were seen stealing some of their weapons !.!. they were to be put to death !.!. first was Ah Boon
Ah Boon : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Boon : shoot , i gotta think of something
Soldier : AIM
Ah Boon : TSUNAMIiiiiii !.!.!.
<and all the soldiers ran away coz they were scared so Ah Boon ran away ASAP>
then , it was Ah Leong
Ah Leong : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Leong : shoot , i gotta think of something
Soldier : AIM
Ah Leong : EARTHQUAKE
<and again the same thing hpned>
at last , it was Ah Cheong's turn
Ah Cheong : oh no , pliz dont kill me
Soldier : READY
Ah Cheong : shoot , i gotta do the same thing like ma frenz
Soldier : AIM
Ah Cheong : aha !.!. i got it
FIREEEEE !!
<and so u kno what hppned to Ah Cheong , DEAD>Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha lol! loved it! my group has some Canadian friends and we love cutting up on them!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats good & i needed a laugh!.Thanks lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good
u made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
u made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com