Tounge Twisters & blonde jokes?!


Question: Tounge Twisters & blonde jokes!?
Do you know any of those!? Don't forget to star! You will get 10 points if you:
Have the most
Made up one
The trickiest
The funniest
It has to be one of those to get 10 points!!. Good luck!And what does kawaii mean!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
kawaii is cute in japanese

okay, so a blonde takes flying lessons and asks to go up in the helicopter!. later, they find her crashed on a mountain and ask her what happened!. she says, "i don't know-i can't remember what happened after i turned off the giant fan!"

did you hear about the blonde who climbed the glass wall!?
she wanted to see what was on the other side!.
a blonde, brunette, and redhead were hiding in a barn!. a man walked in looking for them and approached the redhead, who was disguised as a horse!. she went "neigh" and he walked over to the brunette, who was disguised as a cow!. she went "moo" and he walked away!.
then, he went to the blonde, who was hiding in a pile of potatoes!. she went "potatoes, potatoes" and he caught her!.

did you hear about the blonde santa!?
she gave amish kids a nintendo ds for x-mas!

(i made that one up-not very funny)

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trapped on an island!. a genie comes out and tells them they can each have a wish!. the redhead wishes to go home!. the brunette wishes to go home!. then the blonde says, "gee, i'm lonely!. i wish my friends were back!"

a blonde saw another blonde out in the middle of a field in a rowboat!. she yells "it's blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad rap! if i could swim i'd go over there and beat you up!"

blonde inventions:

waterproof towel



now for tongue twisters:

sally, sue, and silly sat sipping sprite soda!.

i made that one up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

MEN WILL NEVER WIN!!!!!

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist!.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy!.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her!.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum!.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation!.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better!.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism!.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity!.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment!.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference!.

If you cry, you're a wimp!.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk!.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing!.
If she thumps you, it's self defense!.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist!.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman!.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination!.
If she asks you, it's a favor!.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert!.
If you don't, you're a fag!.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist!.
If you don't, you're unromantic!.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain!.
If you don't, you're a slob!.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something!.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful!.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself!.
If you don't, you're not ambitious!.

If she has a headache, she's tired!.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore!.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed!.
If you don't, there must be someone else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Blonde jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on saterday!?!.!. tell her a joke on tuesday!.!.!.What do you call a blonde with half brain!?!.!. Gifted!.
How do u get a blonde to marry you!?!.!. Tell her shes prednant!.!.!.
How do u get the blonde's eyes to sparkle!?!. Shine a flash light in her ear!.!.!.What do u call a blonde in college!?!.!.A visitor!.!.!.
Why did the blonde take sand paper with her to the desert!?!.!. She thought it was a map!.!.!.How do blondes brain cells die!?!.!. Alone!.!.!.Why do blondes wear tight skirts!? to keep there legs together!.!.What do blondes do in the morning!?!. Get up and go home!.!.What is a blondes mating call!?!. Im so drunk!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

blonde jokes:

how do u kill a blond!? put a scratch and sniff on the botton of a pool!.
another way to kill a blond!? put thorns on her shoulder pads when she is playing football, or trying to play football!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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