Funny joke (read on!)?!


Question: Funny joke (read on!)!?
Years ago Paddy got married, and put his new wife on the back of the cart and he led the donkey!. After a while the donkey bucked up and Paddy's wife fell off!. He took a stick from the ditch and hit the donkey, then he said to him "THAT'S THE FIRST TIME!" They continued on again but a while later the donkey bucked again and Paddy's wife fell off!. He took up the branch again and beat the donkey, then he said to him "THAT'S THE SECOND TIME!" Paddy and the missus continued on again and had just arrived at Paddy's farmhouse when the donkey wouldnt go through the gate, he bucked up AGAIN!. "That's it!" shouted Paddy and he ran inside!. He returned with a shot gun and shot the donkey dead!. Then he walked right up to him and said "AND THAT'S THE THIRD TIME!!" Paddy's new wife went mad at him!. "You killed our only donkey, how could you!! Oh what kind of a man have i married!" Paddy said nothing as she gave out!. When she stopped he walked up to her and said "THAT'S THE FIRST TIME!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
dont listen to anyone that was hilarious i lol'dWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, ooh harsh!.

? KimmiiiWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haahaahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's okay!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not funny!.!.!.!.!.really stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah i've heard it before told better, so no longer funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not funny!.!.!.!.!.really stupid!.!.!.!.!.this is the only time I'm telling youWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's a good joke but I've heard it told better!. My Chem teacher uses it to threaten our class!. Believe me- it works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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