Can Someone make me laugh??!
Question: Can Someone make me laugh!?!?
I am really bored,and really moody today!.Someone give me a good joke to laugh about!.
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Answers:
i cant bt go on u tube and type fat kid on roller coaster!. if u dont laugh ure not human!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates!. St!. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place!."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in!. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements!. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy!.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell!?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great!. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!."
God replies, "What!?!?!? You've got an engineer!? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!."
Satan says, "No way!. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right!. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in!. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements!. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy!.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell!?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great!. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!."
God replies, "What!?!?!? You've got an engineer!? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!."
Satan says, "No way!. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right!. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this punk who got on a bus!. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing!.
He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red,green,& yellow with feathers!.
The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh!? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager!?"
"Well, yeah," the old man answered!. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing!.
He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red,green,& yellow with feathers!.
The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh!? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager!?"
"Well, yeah," the old man answered!. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a sardarjee is sitting by the pool ,someone comes up to him and says"r u relaxing!?"
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 mealsWww@Enter-QA@Com
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 mealsWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little boy asks his mom "where do baby's come from!?" His mom replied "They come from the stork"!.Then the little boy asks "well who F***ed the stork!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a child goes to a strip dance bar once!.
when he returns mother asks him ,"did u see anything which u shouldnt have seen!?"
son says" I saw Dad there!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
when he returns mother asks him ,"did u see anything which u shouldnt have seen!?"
son says" I saw Dad there!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I asked my grandfather yesterday if they had AIDS back in his day he told me "No in my day we didnt **** monkeys"Www@Enter-QA@Com