What's he laughing at?!
Question: What's he laughing at!?
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus!. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition!. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused!. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.She had him arrested!.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner!. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant!. She first sat under an advertisement,
which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'!.
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,
which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'!.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:
'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident!.'
The case was dismissed!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner!. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant!. She first sat under an advertisement,
which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'!.
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,
which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'!.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:
'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident!.'
The case was dismissed!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Omg, this was freaking hilarious!!! lmao I love love love it! That man sure has a dirty mind, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very Funny! I'm sure Dunlop WOULD have prevented it!
also in response to the Guinea Bird Joke posted lower, Perhaps the husband should have replied "Guinea bird, my left tes**cle" as that would have been funnier being mauled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
also in response to the Guinea Bird Joke posted lower, Perhaps the husband should have replied "Guinea bird, my left tes**cle" as that would have been funnier being mauled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.!.!.(but how on Earth did anyone ever come up with those 3 things for the joke!?!!? Must have been some struggling comedian riding the bus that came up with that one!.!.!.it's good, but!.!.!.almost "too much" a stretch)Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The punch line is truly amazing! LMAO! Star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats the funniest joke ive evr heard!!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wen i say lol i mean lol! im really laughing out loud! u made ma day with that 1! HAVE A STAR! im still laughin 2 ma self!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wen i say lol i mean lol! im really laughing out loud! u made ma day with that 1! HAVE A STAR! im still laughin 2 ma self!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe
funny =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
niceeeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
"lol" !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!!!!!!!! 'William's Stick Did The Trick'!."!!!!!!!!
Peace!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peace!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, you crack me up SDS,
lil miss j loved it too!.
very funny lmao
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lil miss j loved it too!.
very funny lmao
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LOL
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
FAIL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT IS FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!. Thanks for a laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yay ;good one hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hehe thats funny!.!.!.star for you! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's an great joke =)
an oldie !.!.!.but a goodie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
an oldie !.!.!.but a goodie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
you copied thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for an original -- I hadn't heard that one yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sooooooo!.!.!.!. what were you asking again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke i'll tell u some more
a sardarjee is sitting by the pool ,someone comes up to him and says"r u relaxing!?"
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 meals
a man is looking at his marriage certificate,his wife enters the room and asks him what he is doing !.the man replies,"i'm looking for the expiry date!."
a man treats his wife very badly and no matter what she does he constantly scolds her!. one day she was in the marketplace and she notices a shop on which a sign is put up'BIRD FOR SALE>ONE OF A KIND'she decides to check it out !.so she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper about the bird !.the shopkeeper goes to a cage and takes out the bird!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the shopkeeper shouts to the bird "guinea bird the cupboard "the bird immediately flies to the cupboard and destroys it completly!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he then shouts "guinea bird the table"the guinea bird flies towards the table destoys it completely and returns!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the lady thinks that her husband will really b pleased with the bird so she buys it and takes it home!.when she reaches home she finds her husband on the couch watching tv!.!.!.!.!.!.while closing the door she says"look rodney ,i've bought u a guinea bird"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her husband replies "guinea bird my foot"
two confirmed bachelors sat talking ,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking!."i got a cookbook once",one said,"but i could never do anything with it!." "too much fancy work in it ,eh!?"asked the other!."you said it !.every one of the recipes began the same way-'take a clean dish"
HOPE I MADE U LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a sardarjee is sitting by the pool ,someone comes up to him and says"r u relaxing!?"
the sardarjee replies "i'm not relaxing ,i'm milkasingh"
a hunter is in a forest and suddenly sees a lion in front of him ;he then realises that he does not have any bullets left in his gun;so he kneels down and starts praying ;when he opens his eyes he finds the lion kneeling down with his hands joint together praying ,the hunter asks the lion what he was doing , the lion replied that he was saying his grace b4 meals
a man is looking at his marriage certificate,his wife enters the room and asks him what he is doing !.the man replies,"i'm looking for the expiry date!."
a man treats his wife very badly and no matter what she does he constantly scolds her!. one day she was in the marketplace and she notices a shop on which a sign is put up'BIRD FOR SALE>ONE OF A KIND'she decides to check it out !.so she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper about the bird !.the shopkeeper goes to a cage and takes out the bird!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the shopkeeper shouts to the bird "guinea bird the cupboard "the bird immediately flies to the cupboard and destroys it completly!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he then shouts "guinea bird the table"the guinea bird flies towards the table destoys it completely and returns!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the lady thinks that her husband will really b pleased with the bird so she buys it and takes it home!.when she reaches home she finds her husband on the couch watching tv!.!.!.!.!.!.while closing the door she says"look rodney ,i've bought u a guinea bird"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her husband replies "guinea bird my foot"
two confirmed bachelors sat talking ,their conversation drifted from politics to cooking!."i got a cookbook once",one said,"but i could never do anything with it!." "too much fancy work in it ,eh!?"asked the other!."you said it !.every one of the recipes began the same way-'take a clean dish"
HOPE I MADE U LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com