I luv this joke!! do u?!
Question: I luv this joke!! do u!?
A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman: no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!.no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!. NO
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman NOOOO!!!!!
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman if you ask that one more time im going to nail your beak to the bar!.
5 minutes later!.!.!.
Duck: got any nails!?
Barman no
Duck: got any bread!?
haha lol heard it on holiday!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman: no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!.no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!. NO
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman NOOOO!!!!!
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman if you ask that one more time im going to nail your beak to the bar!.
5 minutes later!.!.!.
Duck: got any nails!?
Barman no
Duck: got any bread!?
haha lol heard it on holiday!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Classic, and very funny!. Can get annoying if you let the "few minutes later" cycle go on forever!. It reminds me of the good old "Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana!?" knock-knock joke!. Has to be told right, or else nobody will laugh!. But, good joke! Keep them coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it! very funny!. like this one!?!?
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly!. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again!. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested!. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army!. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly!. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again!. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested!. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army!. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm not trying to mean but i was heard that joke for the first time in third grade, seven years ago!.!.!. sorry, but it's the truth :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
was that supposed to make sence!?
OHHH!! I get it!
like he cant nail his beak to the bar without nails so he keeps on asking!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OHHH!! I get it!
like he cant nail his beak to the bar without nails so he keeps on asking!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, my dad phoned to tell me it the other day!. Have a star!
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u know u love me: If it didn't make you laugh, why did you type lol!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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u know u love me: If it didn't make you laugh, why did you type lol!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BRILLIANT!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOVE IT :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LUV IT
nice hahaahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice hahaahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
loooolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Made me laugh!!! I am going to continue this joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats sooo funny!. im gonna go tell it to my husband now, thanks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like it
silly old duckWww@Enter-QA@Com
silly old duckWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.i get it!.!.!.i guess it made me smile!.!.but i didn't laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
dats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it :S can someone explain lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
no!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i get it but i dont think its that funny :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol lmao LMFAO ROFL I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER!.!.!.!.!.!. not rlly but it was okWww@Enter-QA@Com