I luv this joke!! do u?!


Question: I luv this joke!! do u!?
A duck walks into bar,
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman: no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!.no
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman!. NO
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman NOOOO!!!!!
couple of minutes later
Duck: got any bread!?
Barman if you ask that one more time im going to nail your beak to the bar!.
5 minutes later!.!.!.
Duck: got any nails!?
Barman no
Duck: got any bread!?

haha lol heard it on holiday!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Classic, and very funny!. Can get annoying if you let the "few minutes later" cycle go on forever!. It reminds me of the good old "Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana!?" knock-knock joke!. Has to be told right, or else nobody will laugh!. But, good joke! Keep them coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

loved it! very funny!. like this one!?!?


A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly!. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again!. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested!. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army!. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'm not trying to mean but i was heard that joke for the first time in third grade, seven years ago!.!.!. sorry, but it's the truth :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

was that supposed to make sence!?


OHHH!! I get it!
like he cant nail his beak to the bar without nails so he keeps on asking!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, my dad phoned to tell me it the other day!. Have a star!

Edit:
u know u love me: If it didn't make you laugh, why did you type lol!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

BRILLIANT!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOVE IT :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG LUV IT
nice hahaahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

loooolWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Made me laugh!!! I am going to continue this joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats sooo funny!. im gonna go tell it to my husband now, thanks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i like it

silly old duckWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.i get it!.!.!.i guess it made me smile!.!.but i didn't laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

dats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't get it :S can someone explain lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com

no!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i get it but i dont think its that funny :|Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol lmao LMFAO ROFL I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER!.!.!.!.!.!. not rlly but it was okWww@Enter-QA@Com



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