MY LAST JOKE! (Not mine)?!
Question: MY LAST JOKE! (Not mine)!?
There's a teacher in a small Texas town!. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters!.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny!.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different!. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter!."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter!?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F!. Kerry supporter!." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter!. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you!?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny!.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different!. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter!."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter!?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F!. Kerry supporter!." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter!. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you!?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol thats the best joke I've heard all day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ive heard a joke very similar to yours:
a kid's on a bus and says if my mommy and daddy were horses i'd be a baby horse and if they were cows i'd be a baby cow!. The bus driver got really annoyed and say what if your mom was a lesbian and your dad was gay, then what would you be!? The kid thought for a minute and said I'd BE A BUS DRIVER!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ive heard a joke very similar to yours:
a kid's on a bus and says if my mommy and daddy were horses i'd be a baby horse and if they were cows i'd be a baby cow!. The bus driver got really annoyed and say what if your mom was a lesbian and your dad was gay, then what would you be!? The kid thought for a minute and said I'd BE A BUS DRIVER!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard this joke already but instead of politics it was about a teacher talking to her class about their favorite baseball team!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHA! i love that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that is a good version! I have heard this about a basketball team and other things! But this one is the best! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILAREOUS!!!!
~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
*****good one****!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is so funny! the sarcasm makes it great! good joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.
thats why i dont support bush!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats why i dont support bush!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how funny! that really is a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that but with the school duke!. but still cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com