This is a old blonde joke but a good one?!


Question: This is a old blonde joke but a good one!?
A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house!. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again!.

She did this several times and her neighbour that was watching her said: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box!."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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haven't heard this one in quite awhile now!. starting to think you don't like blondes,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt!. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling anything and using only the implements at hand!? Clearly, here was the marvellous Mensa mystery!

They presented ideas, debated them, and finally came up with what they felt was a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer!.

They called the blonde waitress over to dazzle her with their solution!.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker contains!.!.!."

"Oh, sorry!" interrupted the blonde waitress!. "Here," and she unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think it was her that ordered a curtain, 12" X 12"!. When she was asked why she wanted such a small curtain she replied, "For my computer" When she was told the computer didn't need a curtain she replied, "But It's got windows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's a pretty good one!. I am a blonde but I take no offence at that!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great joke i have not hear this one be forWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny but not the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!
this made me laugh alot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i pooped in my diaper when i was 37Www@Enter-QA@Com



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