Free drinks for the blind?? would you try this?!
Question: Free drinks for the blind!?!? would you try this!?
A man goes to a bar with his dog!. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink!. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog!."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me!." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door!.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua!. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog!." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink!.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog!."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so!. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs!."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What!? They gave me a Chihuahua!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog!."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me!." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door!.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua!. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog!." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink!.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog!."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so!. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs!."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What!? They gave me a Chihuahua!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
great joke funny unlike pittypasWww@Enter-QA@Com
Take the Chihuahua back to the guide dogs centre and tell them that you want a bigger guide dog like a Labrador
Hope I helped with your questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hope I helped with your questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha! That is an awesome joke! I soooo am using that one sometime! Great joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I love your jokes
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i dont think i'd try it
however, it worked for those guys didnt it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
however, it worked for those guys didnt it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what i dont understand thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Again!.!.!. Your joke = My joke now!
LOL!.!.keep em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.keep em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com