I need cheering up.....?!


Question: I need cheering up!.!.!.!.!.!?
Hey, i've had a bad day and i just want a good laugh can you help me out here!. You can tell me what your stupid friend done or even a joke, anything!. Thanks!. I'm so depressed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yeah, I'm not having a good night!.
So here ya go:
3 Blonde men are stranded on one side of a river!.
The first blonde man gets on his knees and prays to God:
Dear God, please make me smarter so I can cross this river!.
God changes him into a dark-haired man and he swims across the river!.
The 2nd blonde man gets on his knees and prays to God:
Dear God, please make me smarter so I can cross this river!.
God changes him into a dark-haired man, he builds a boat, and rows across the river!.
3rd blonde man gets on his knees and prays to God:
Dear God, please make me smarter so I can cross this river!.
God changes him into a woman and he crosses the bridge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sometimes life can really get you down!. Sometimes its a partner/friend/family, sometimes its a job, and sometimes it just may seem you not getting any where!.

Whatever it is just know it WILL get better!. Sometimes life throws us obsticles to make us a better person or to prevent us from getting in a situation thats worse than the one you are already in!.

I KNOW what its like to have a bad day and I try to TREAT myself to something I know will make me feel better (dark chocolate, pedicure, facial, shopping, or a walk on the beach or listening to music, or watching a movie)

Find something to make you laugh and dont let another minute pass you by!. Remember this !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. there is always someone worse off than you are and yes it could be worse!. (I have to remind myself this sometimes)Www@Enter-QA@Com

There were 3 women a blond, a brunette and a black hair
It goes like this,
All 3 were stuck on an island, they found a dusty lamp so they rubbed it ,then POOF came a gennie he said you all get a wish,so the black haired said im sick of this island i want to go home!. POOF she went home!.
He looked at the brunette & she said im sick of this island too i wish i could go home!.POOF she went home !.
The gennie turned to the blonde and said 1 wish left so the blonde said im lonely oh I wish that my freinds were here with me!.POOF!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have been writing a childrens book recently its called "The Little Engine That Said F**k It"

I dont want to give the ending away but it goes a little like this

I think I can I think I can I think I can, you know what f**k it im going back home!. Then it turns around and sees your grandma fingering herself!. He becomes scarred for life and commits suicideWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg hahahahaha!. that has got to be the worst thing ever that that dude just said to make your situation worse!. Sorry for that becca!. Here's a joke!.

to make it stand, you wet it!
to make it wet, you suck it!
to make it stiff, you lick it!
to get it in, you push!
damn!
missed again!.!.!.










































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