Hard riddles funniest answers win?!

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny!? When the fat lady sings

Are eyebrows considered facial hair!? yes because they are hair on your face!. weird considering most people hate hair on their faces

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!? well i dont know, but he came out backwards!

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!? the feather, who ever heard of and orange or yellow horse!?!?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions!? there is a time limit on everything, because if you die, i'd say the time limit has expired!.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!? because opposites attract ((then get eaten))

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!? yes, but errr i didnt check or anything *whistles and looks away*

Can you daydream at night!? no because it is night, not day!. unless you are nocternal

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!? for people who can't see, so they can feel where the five is and then press the other buttons based on where the 5 is located

Can crop circles be square!? yes because things in this world dont make sense!. just like some square dances are round!

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!? because they are magical! and who wants casper to die a second death!?!?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic!? if there is no rule against it, it is legal (: ((but i wouldnt recommend trying it))

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible!? depends on who they are in court with!. what if hte judge was Atheist!? weird!.!.!.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown!? errr well, extract from humans is brown, hehe if ya catch my driftWww@Enter-QA@Com

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1!. it doesnt!. its either or!.
2!. the first one
3!.the feather
4!. no, those things are fke
5!. because animals arent square
6!. duh
7!. yes
8!. for blind people to know where the numbers are
9!.yes
10!. because they only intentionally go through walls, so they only intetionally go through the floor
11!. no, it is not legal
12!. yes, everyone does!.
13!. because vanilla ice cream is bleded with way more mil and cream than the extract!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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1!. when ever they decide to share the sky idk
2!. yes havent you heard of complete facial hair removal includes eyebrows look at the celebs
3!.the day when his head pops out because at 11:59 he wasnt completly in the world
4!.the feather
5!. sure duh thats why they never come true
6!.ugh who wants a completly shaped up sandwhich
7!.sure
8!.yeah but it will be really long
9!.it wants to be different
10!.sure
11!.because they float
12!.no well maybe
13!.no that would be pointless
14!.idk my bff jillWww@Enter-QA@Com

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i cant think of the answers!. But these are SOOO funny,Www@Enter-QA@Com

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cheez, how u came up with these!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny!?
when the clouds go away and the sun comes out

Are eyebrows considered facial hair!?
no it's eye hair

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!?
um if it was on leap year on february 28-29 hey has a three day b day
more presents for him!!!LOL

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!?
he just needed something to rhyme but i think the feather cause it is skinny(u haven't ever seen a show where they stick macaroni in their hat!?!!?!?!)

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions!?
nope but most dont come true anyway

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!?
they r trying to teach us geometry
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!?
idk if u are using one u shuld no wat it means

Can you daydream at night!?'
u can dream about the day

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!?
for blind ppl (or blondes)

Can crop circles be square!?
they can be any shape but once again geometry

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!?
they have will power (you have to believe)i believe i can fly!

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic!?
sure just dont follow all traffic they may be drunk and drive u off a cliff

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible!?
idk wat that means

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown!?
cause brown looks like poop and chocolate ice cream is already brownWww@Enter-QA@Com

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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny!? when the sun bullys the clouds

Are eyebrows considered facial hair!? two mustaches for men who have no tach

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!? Both days!

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!? I have noooo idea

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions!? Haha only until they come true

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!? Because some people like to cut off the crust and make the sandwich round

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!? Probably just incase someone is dum enough to not read the cover

Can you daydream at night!? I think the call that nightdreaming

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!? because people might think its the number 56

Can crop circles be square!? only if alians build a square space ship

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!? because there feet hold them up

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic!? if the police dont catch you then yes

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible!? they can but who cares, they dont mean it!

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown!? i think so!.!.!.!.!.!. il google thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

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1!. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny!?
- When the wind blows the clouds away around sunset time!.


2!. Are eyebrows considered facial hair!?
- No

3!. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!?
- I'd have to ask his parents or see his birth certificate

4!. In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!?
- Never sing that song

5!. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions!?
- Yeah, it expired as soon as it has been put into the cookies!.

6!. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!?
- That's the secret the meat industries don't want you to know!.

7!. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!?
- Yep!. It says, "You're looking at it"

8!. Can you daydream at night!?
- Yes, I could dream about daytime at night!.

9!. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!?
- I don't think the blind will use a calculator, so I'd say that it's there for regular users can use it by touch!.

10!. Can crop circles be square!?
- Yes!. Becuse, aliens dont care if it is circle or square!. Trust me, I talked to one of them!.

11!. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!?
- Ghosts actually float above ground(or floor, platform, etc!.)!. So they don't sink into them!. They could rise through the ceilings though!.

12!. Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic!?
- Yes, it is legal!. It's hard to drive looking through the rearview mirror though!. All the signs are reverse!

13!. When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible!?
- Yes

14!. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown!?
- Oh no! someone is lying to us!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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1) When the cup is half full!. Or half empty!. Whatever floats your boat!.
2) Nope!. Some are considered caterpillars!.
3) The next day!.
4) I don't know!. Bet he was hungry, though!.
5) Good point!. And I don't know!.
6) Nah!. They forgot to put it in there!.
7) Yep!. I do that all the time!. Kinda weird, actually!.
8) No idea!. =)
9) *Nods*
10) Oooh!. I've wondered that for years!. Email me when you find out, please!.
11) That's how they roll!. Or float!.
12) No idea!.
13) I think everyone does!.
14) I didn't know that!.!.!.!.

Hope this helped!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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when Chuck Norris says so

depends on your "eyebrow to face ratio"

the baby's leg is older than its head

the feather - Yankee Doodle came to town riding on a "pony" not a horse, theres a difference you know

when you die

because the butchers were too lazy to cut the round lunch meat into squares for us

yeah for the stupid people

thats when you night-dream

no, they can be crop - squares though

because 5 didnt feel special so they gave it the dot for a confidence boost

of course!. if everyone was the same the world wouldnt be a very fun place would it!?

Does a Jewish person have to swear on the Bible as well!?

because chocolate ice cream got mad at it for copying its styleWww@Enter-QA@Com

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1!. When it stops being partly cloudy!.
2!. No
3!. The day of 12:01
4!. IDK
5!. Fortune cookies are crap!.!.!.just kidding, don't tell the 'fortune telling' people who mske them
6!. because!.!.!. what kind of meat, like burgers are handmade are easier made round
7!. Some probably do
8!. if ur dreaming that its daytime, sure
9!. it's called a home key
10!. yes, theres been triangle crop circles
11!. good point!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
12!. only if a cop catches you
13!. Maybe!.!.!.depends
14!. Because the cream they use is is much more than the ratio of vanilla extract


yay!.!.this is fun =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

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when does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny!?

1!. when u can identify shapes of birds or fish

OR

when the weatherman starts being optimistic

are eyebrows considered facial hair!?

2!. they're hair on the face, so yes, although people, sadly, would not consider them to be, because they ludicrously believe facial hair has to be located in other areas of the face!. hmmm-would a unibrow count for these people!?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!?

3!. well, his legs would be in, say, september 1st, and his head would be september 2nd!. doctors would probably do it by the time he's fully out-but if people are morning or night people based on time they're born, it'd be funny for his legs to want to get up in the morning and his head go to bed-isn't there something like that!? restless leg syndrome!?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!?

4!.Yankee Doodle
Why did yankee doodle stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni!? Back in Pre-Revolutionary America when the song "Yankee Doodle" was first popular, the singer was not referring to the pasta "macaroni" in the line that reads "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni"!. "Macaroni" was a fancy ("dandy") style of Italian dress widely imitated in England at the time!. So by just sticking a feather in his cap and calling himself a "Macaroni" (a "dandy"), Yankee Doodle was proudly proclaiming himself to be a country bumpkin, because that was how the English regarded most colonials at that time!. But times have long since changed, and it is important to reflect on the fact that despite the turbulent early relationship between England and the American colonists, our two countries are strongly united!.

when i was young, i thought he called the feather macaroni because it was wavy and orange!.


Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions!?


5!. the second you eat it, the fortune is broken!. so the time limit is the length of your willpower!. so when you read a fortune cookie, you're reading about the past instead of the future!.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!?


6!. to make it impossible for anyone to create "the perfect ham sandwich" and thus have a monopoly on the entire sandwich business!. (of course, this could be solved by making round bread-but who'd eat a round sandwhich!?

Is the word dictionary in the dictionary!?

7!. what if someone was like, "what's that big book!? so they noticed it was in abc and looked for the word dictionary in it!? just so you know:

dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

can you daydream at night!?

8!. at night it's called "dreaming," but if you're still awake, it's called "get to bed, young man (or lady)! you're already acting half-asleep!"

why does the number 5 on the phone or calculator have a dot on it!?

9!. because all the other numbers orbit around the 5 in the center and therefore the 5 must have more mass than the rest of them!.

actually, it's so blind people know the numbers they're putting in-but people who are blind AND deaf wouldn't even USE a phone!. dunno why it's on a calculator-it's not like a blind person can see the screen!.

can crop circles be square!?

10!. if the alien making them exists in four dimensions

or if the blorg visited and landed in that field!.!.!.

or if that shiny box from "space odyssey 2001" (isn't that the one!? the one w/ hal and dave!?) landed!.!.!.but that would be a rectangle!.!.!.

if ghosts can float through walls and down stairs, why don't they go through the floor!?

11!. because they float ABOVE the floor-their feet create a draft that makes them hover over the surface below them!.

can you drive in reverse as long as you go in the right direction!?

12!. apparently not farther than is necessary!.!.!.but if no one's around, i'd go for it!

P!.S!. how far is necessary!?

do atheists swear on the bible in court!?

13!. i don't think they swear on the bible anymore-we don't want to offend our "muslim brothers!." (no offense if ur muslim!.)!.

christians could still lie if they crossed their pinkies, though!

(old childhood game where lying or promises don't count if fingers are crossed)

why is vanilla icecream whhite when the vanilla extract is brown!?

14!. two words: artificial coloring

actually, it's because white light is reflecting off vanilla because it likes vanilla the best (hehe)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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