Auzzie girl needs a laugh!?!

awe gday mate me and me mates takin our ankle biters to buy a bitza is arvo wanna tag long or ya gonna get canned by the bman later we might have a barbie so get the snages and shrimps ready to chuck on the barby


(bad spelling is also part of the aussie part)
dictonary
is:this
ankle biters: kids
bitza:a mongral dog bitsa this and bitsa that
arvo:the afternoon
canned:sacked:fired
bman:boss
barby:barbaque
snages:sosoges
chuck:throw


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invite your mates over to throw a shrimp on the barbie!. Throw down a few tinnies, not forgetting to feed those kangaroos that live in your backyard!. Get in a biff with the next door neighbors if they complain about the noise, be sure to wear your cork hat and be careful of those pesky drop bears!. Enjoy your Aussie night
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Uuumm!.!.!. Apparantley we ride to school on kangaroos, don't wear shoes to school and take showers every week or more!.
We have koalas as pets and spend a lot of time outside!. A LOT of time outside and none of us have ever used a computer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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a dingo 8 ma baby!.!.!. a dingo took a great big bite utte ma country 2!.!.!.

soz!.!.!. jus so u know i liv in WA so i'm not an american racist bit*hWww@Enter-QA@Com

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kevin rudd nuff saidWww@Enter-QA@Com

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How do you know if the head chef is a clown!?

When the food tastes funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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