GoOd Or bad JoKE??!
Question: GoOd Or bad JoKE!?!?
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle!. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears!.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes!. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much!."
The woman says, "Okay!. Give me a nice house!."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two!."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man!."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two!."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there!? Beat me half to death with it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes!. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much!."
The woman says, "Okay!. Give me a nice house!."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two!."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man!."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two!."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there!? Beat me half to death with it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
THREE TRUTHS OF LIFE:
1!. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
2!. You're an idiot because you just tried it
3!. Now your smiling because you're an idiot! =D
JKJK
JOKE 2: There was 2 blondes walking down a side walk, where there was nothing but sand around them!. They saw another blonde in a boat, rowing in the sand!.
The first blonde said "Blondes like that give us a bad name"
The second blonde said "Ya, if I could swim, I'd go smack her, right now"
~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
2!. You're an idiot because you just tried it
3!. Now your smiling because you're an idiot! =D
JKJK
JOKE 2: There was 2 blondes walking down a side walk, where there was nothing but sand around them!. They saw another blonde in a boat, rowing in the sand!.
The first blonde said "Blondes like that give us a bad name"
The second blonde said "Ya, if I could swim, I'd go smack her, right now"
~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, that was good! here's one joke that's kinda funny, not really but it's funny the first time:
i was walking past an insane home, when i heard people chanting, "13!13!13!" i wanted to see who was chanting, so i peeked through the fence to see the insane people!. some dirty [censored] poked me in the eye with a stick! "14!14!14!" the men shouted!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was walking past an insane home, when i heard people chanting, "13!13!13!" i wanted to see who was chanting, so i peeked through the fence to see the insane people!. some dirty [censored] poked me in the eye with a stick! "14!14!14!" the men shouted!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've also heard the one that ends with the brunette saying, "Well i have always wanted to donate a kidney!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ive heard a billion variations of thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
gimmee 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol becuase the other blondes got killed allll the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. wot do u hav against blondes!. (im not blond im brown)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.that's funny!.
Good work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not too bad!.!.!. reminds me of the book Half Magic by Edward Eager!.
I really like this one: These two blondes are sitting together on a porch!. They're looking up at the moon, and one asks the other, "Which is closer, the moon or Florida!?" The other looks at the first with a shocked look on her face and says, "Duh! Can you see Florida!?"
Another one I like: There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stuck on a deserted island!. They looked over towards the mainland wistfully, then all decide to try to swim the twenty miles!. The redhead tries first!. She swims five miles out without getting tired, then tires so much that by ten miles she exhausts herself and drowns!. The brunette tries next!. She swims out ten miles without tiring, then becomes so exhausted by fifteen that she drowns!. Finally the blonde tries!. She swims fifteen whole miles without even getting tired, but then tires herself out at nineteen!. "I'm too tired!. I'll have to swim back!." So she swims the nineteen miles back!.
I love blonde jokes, which is odd since I am a blonde!. Hope this helps! If you want any more jokes, just email me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really like this one: These two blondes are sitting together on a porch!. They're looking up at the moon, and one asks the other, "Which is closer, the moon or Florida!?" The other looks at the first with a shocked look on her face and says, "Duh! Can you see Florida!?"
Another one I like: There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stuck on a deserted island!. They looked over towards the mainland wistfully, then all decide to try to swim the twenty miles!. The redhead tries first!. She swims five miles out without getting tired, then tires so much that by ten miles she exhausts herself and drowns!. The brunette tries next!. She swims out ten miles without tiring, then becomes so exhausted by fifteen that she drowns!. Finally the blonde tries!. She swims fifteen whole miles without even getting tired, but then tires herself out at nineteen!. "I'm too tired!. I'll have to swim back!." So she swims the nineteen miles back!.
I love blonde jokes, which is odd since I am a blonde!. Hope this helps! If you want any more jokes, just email me!Www@Enter-QA@Com