Do you think these Chuck norris jokes are in violation of the Yahoo rules??!!!?!
Question: Do you think these Chuck norris jokes are in violation of the Yahoo rules!?!?!!!!?
A pound of Chuck Norris DOES weigh more than a pound of feathers!.!.!.
Chuck Norris goes to Burger King and DOESN'T want to have it his way!.!.!.
The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics states that in any closed physical system, Chuck Norris is the inevitable result!.!.!.
Angels wonder how many Chuck Norris' can dance on the head of a pin!.!.!.
Space, The Final Frontier!.!.!. these are the voyages of Chuck Norris!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris goes to Burger King and DOESN'T want to have it his way!.!.!.
The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics states that in any closed physical system, Chuck Norris is the inevitable result!.!.!.
Angels wonder how many Chuck Norris' can dance on the head of a pin!.!.!.
Space, The Final Frontier!.!.!. these are the voyages of Chuck Norris!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If a tree falls in the woods onto Chuck Norris and there is nobody around, it DOES still make a sound!. A groan as it shatters into splinters!.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer!. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries!.
If Chuck Norris bottled his own perspiration, it could be sold in French restaurants by the glass!.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide goes out!. Way out!. In fear!.
When Chuck Norris goes camping, bears carry flashlights and walk softly so they don't run into him!.
When Chuck Norris goes to church, God parks his car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer!. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries!.
If Chuck Norris bottled his own perspiration, it could be sold in French restaurants by the glass!.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide goes out!. Way out!. In fear!.
When Chuck Norris goes camping, bears carry flashlights and walk softly so they don't run into him!.
When Chuck Norris goes to church, God parks his car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris goes into a Burger King and asks for a Big Mac, he gets one!.
Chuck Norris was once a character on Street Fighter but every button made him do a roundhouse kick!. When asked about the glitch he simply replied "thats not a glitch", then roundhouse kicked the interviewer!.
If you ask Chuck Norris the time he says "4 seconds until" when you ask "4 seconds till what!?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face!.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to liveWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris was once a character on Street Fighter but every button made him do a roundhouse kick!. When asked about the glitch he simply replied "thats not a glitch", then roundhouse kicked the interviewer!.
If you ask Chuck Norris the time he says "4 seconds until" when you ask "4 seconds till what!?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face!.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to liveWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's a legitimate question, and legitimate details, so therefore probably not in violation of Y/A rules, but some of the answers ARE in violation!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my favorite is, when chuck norris does pushups, he isn't pushing up, he's pushing the world downWww@Enter-QA@Com
ABSOLUTLEY NOT! #2 isn't funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheheh NOT FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love chuck norris jokes but i must say #2 isn't funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The second one isn't really good!. But a violation!? No!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know if they are a violation but they really are not funny eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the first one the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry!.!.!.I don't GET any of them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com