Are you bored? Need a laugh?!
Question: Are you bored!? Need a laugh!?
This one is from BassCatcher (shout out to BassCatcher LOL)
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband!.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen!.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once!. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter!. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER!?
They're going to STICK!
Careful!.!.!.CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY!? Have you LOST your mind!?
Don't forget to salt them!. You know you always forget to salt them!.
Use the salt!. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him!. "What in the world is wrong with you!?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs!?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband!.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen!.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once!. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter!. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER!?
They're going to STICK!
Careful!.!.!.CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY!? Have you LOST your mind!?
Don't forget to salt them!. You know you always forget to salt them!.
Use the salt!. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him!. "What in the world is wrong with you!?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs!?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahhaha!!!!
that was amzing
kudos to basscatcherWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was amzing
kudos to basscatcherWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god!. you see, i have a problem cuz when i start laughing i cant stop!.!. hahaha i cant stop! :( LOL thanks for the laughs!. my parents are soooo like this XD which made it even funnier! thanks for the laughs!!
:) <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
bwhahahahha XD where is basscatcher!? XD lol rofl XD genius!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahahaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG
ROTFL
LOL
at first I thought this was going to be dumb, halfway through i thought it was stupid but the ending was hilarious!!
I love this joke!. I am going to cut and paste right!.!.!.!. about !.!.!.!. now!!
BYEWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFL
LOL
at first I thought this was going to be dumb, halfway through i thought it was stupid but the ending was hilarious!!
I love this joke!. I am going to cut and paste right!.!.!.!. about !.!.!.!. now!!
BYEWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good One!.!.!.!.!.!.!. That's a 10 for sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey my brother, thanks for the shout, but if your gonna steal my jokes, just kidding! let me give you some more!
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN!.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee!.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him!.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy!?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy!."
She said, "I'm a lesbian!. I spend my whole day thinking about women!. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women!. When I shower, I
think about women!. When I watch TV, I think about women!. I even think
about women when I eat!. It seems that everything makes me think of
women!."
The two sat sipping in silence!.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy!?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN!.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee!.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him!.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy!?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy!."
She said, "I'm a lesbian!. I spend my whole day thinking about women!. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women!. When I shower, I
think about women!. When I watch TV, I think about women!. I even think
about women when I eat!. It seems that everything makes me think of
women!."
The two sat sipping in silence!.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy!?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian!."Www@Enter-QA@Com