Joke > Have you heard this one about the 3 little pigs?!


Question: Joke > Have you heard this one about the 3 little pigs!?
The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night!. The waiter came and

took their drink order!.

'I would like a Sprite,'

said the first little piggy!.


'I would like a Coke,'

said the second little piggy!.



'I want beer,


lots and lots of beer,'

said the third little piggy!.

The drinks were brought out

and the waiter took their

orders for dinner!.

'I want a nice big steak,'

said the first piggy!.


'I would like the salad plate,'

said the second piggy!.



'I want beer,

lots and lots of beer,'

said the third little piggy!.

The meals were brought out

and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert!.

'I want a banana split,'

said the first piggy!.

'I want a cheesecake,'

said the second piggy!.


'I want beer,

lots and lots of beer,'

exclaimed the third little piggy!.




'Pardon me for asking,'

said the waiter to the

third little piggy,'



But why have you only

ordered beer all evening!?'





You're gonna LOVE me for this!.!.!.!.






The third piggy says -



'Well, some body

has to go

'Wee, wee, wee,

all the way home!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh K!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Right on! (Kind of saw that coming)
A farmer was bragging about his pet pig,
"Smartest darn pig you ever saw! Why, once the house caught fire, and that pig came and banged on the door so hard with his head he woke us up in time to get the fire out!. He saved our lives, he did!!!"
"So why," I asked, "does he only have 3 legs!?"
The farmer said, "A pig THAT smart you don't EAT all at once!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

AHHH! That's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Show her the love! Oink, oink, oink :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.stars for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

Groan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

first smile of the day!. thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that cracks me up THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What the French Toast!!?!!?!!?! don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

aww that's cute lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oink, oink, oink!

Here's lots and lots of beer for you, kitty!

You've made my day!

One more like this, please!Www@Enter-QA@Com

great joke kitty i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

i can relate to piggy number three!.!.!.i do that a lot!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.poopdeckWww@Enter-QA@Com

no!. no!. no!. no!. no!. no!. no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You sure know how to make my day!.!.!.!.thanks!.!.!.I needed a good laugh!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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