Anyone have the perfect joke?!


Question: Anyone have the perfect joke!?
It's joke night a bruster's Ice cream!. I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna go through the drive through later and I wanna raise the comedic roof!. What is the best joke you've ever heard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music!. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size!. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde calls her boyfriend and asks,"Honey, I just got a jigsaw puzzle and I want you to help!. I can't seem to figure it out!" So the boyfriend comes over and looks at all the pieces strewn across the table and asks what it's supposed to be!. She says,"Why, it's supposed to be a picture of a rooster!." The boyfriend says,"First of all, there is no way that that will resemble anything close to a rooster!. I will fix a cup of tea for you, so calm down!. Then we'll put all the corn flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is very long, but i think its hillarious!.

a guy thinks his wife was cheating on him so he decides to come home early!. he knows somebody is there so he looks everywhere, but he couldnt find anybody!. Then he went out to the balcony he saw someone hanging from it!. he starts stomping on the guys fingers who is hanging for his life!. the guy falls off, but he fell into the bushes he was out of it, but he wasnt dead yet!. The guy then took the refridgerator and through off the balcony onto the guy!. now he is dead!. The guy who thought his wife was cheating on him had a heartattack and died from the rush of just killing someone!.

Now there is three guys in heaven, and there talking to jesus!. Jesus said sorry this has been a busy century we need to know how you died and you can get in to heaven, if not your gonna have to wait!. jesus asked the first guy and he said!.

Well i was excersizing on my excersize bike, but it broke and i flew out the window, and landed hanging off the guy below mes balcony!. Then some guy came out and starting stomping on my fingers and i fell off!. I wasnt really dead though but then he took a refridgerator and threw it on top of me!. jesus said okay you can go to heaven!.

The second guy said well i had a heartattack from killing someone!. Jesus said oh well were gonna have to rethink the whole murder thing go wait over there!.

jesus then asked the third guy, and he said
well, i was hiding in the refridgerator that, that guy threw off the balcony to kill the first guyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table!. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat!. "I’ll have some f***n’ French toast," he says!. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs!. She asks the middle child what he wants!. "Well, I guess that leaves more f***n’ French toast for me," he says!. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away!. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast!. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f***n’ French toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

There were three guys!. They went on a walk!. The one on the left took the road to the left, the one in the middle took the middle road, the one on the right took the road on the ride!. The left guy saw a sign: Blow jobs, 20 dollars!. When they all met up again, the left guy said, "I got a ********! You!?" The right guy said,"Me too!" The guy in the middle said!.!.!."I made fourty bucks!." xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

theres an englishman an irishman and a scottishman going to a pub called the queen's legs!. wen they get there its shut so they wait outside fr abit!. a man walks past and says wot r u doin!.
the englishman says were waitin fr the queens legs 2 open 2 get a drink!Www@Enter-QA@Com

An inflatable boy goes to an inflatable school and starts jabbing around with a pin!. the inflatable headmaster calls him into his office and says,
"son not only have you let me down, youve let yourself down and youve let the whole school down"Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree!?

You wave!.

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?

It'll never happen, there to depressed to do it in the first place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the blond jokes on blondjokes!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator!?

boxed crackers

no offenseWww@Enter-QA@Com



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